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Chat up lines and one liners..


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chromepete
'Fancy a fuck' does work.

yeah maybe up norf! :shock:

Can't offer any help here, been married too long, can't remember what chatting up girls is like....

this thread made me laugh though! cheers all

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we need a like button!

'Is that my dick in your arse or are you just pleased to see me?'

I love my mongy mates. Didnt work surprisingly.

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MikeyMK
I love girls.

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Chat up lines hardly EVER work..

Fair play! But the 15mins one i wrote on page two did work! On a gorgeous Aberdeenshire girl.

Here's another that worked.. "you with those curves.. me with no brakes.."

I dont know how it worked either, just remember its always about how you 'carry it off' - its the way ye tell 'em!

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I found the other night using the line "good job you have fat t-rex arms so you couldnt hit me" did not work, to be fair she had just swung at me ha!

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Am a brony with a huge my little pony collection, All take you home to my house and show you a real unicorn :D 
 

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