I've got myself an LED message screen for the car, it's only small and quite discrete as i have tinted windows too. I'll be having some fun with this!

So the question is, what would you say to the car behind!?

EDIT: Thought i'd also explain why i have this... Purely for entertainment on long road trips while in convoy. With the added benefit of pissing annoying drivers off.

Edited 7 April, 201115 yr by Liquidice

i reckon the people behind will just fall about laughing as its a bit ghay!!!!

i reckon the people behind will just fall about laughing as its a bit ghay!!!!

If I was tailgating someone up close and a sign popped up telling me to fuck off. I'd be pretty annoyed rather then falling about laughing tbh. Which is the desired effect.

Edited 7 April, 201115 yr by Liquidice

i reckon the people behind will just fall about laughing as its a bit ghay!!!!

If I was tailgating someone up close and a sign popped up telling me to fuck off. I'd be pretty annoyed rather then falling about laughing tbh. Which is the desired effect.

so your after a violent reaction off somebody?

If you could make it personal to the car behind it may work..

For example..

"hey you in the black mini, Yes, you blondie.. You're hot!"

Or

"hey you in the silver BMW.. You're a bold fat nice person, why don't you fuck off and drive like a idiot elsewhere?"

"Police - Pull over"

i reckon the people behind will just fall about laughing as its a bit ghay!!!!

If I was tailgating someone up close and a sign popped up telling me to fuck off. I'd be pretty annoyed rather then falling about laughing tbh. Which is the desired effect.

so your after a violent reaction off somebody?

No not at all. I'm not out looking for violent reaction. I'm fully aware there is a high chance i'll get one though.

I'm not going to go doing it to every car up my arse but if one's doing my head in swerving in and out of traffic, they are already provoking a violent reaction from other motorists themselves so what's the harm pissing them off back hey?

If you could make it personal to the car behind it may work..

For example..

"hey you in the black mini, Yes, you blondie.. You're hot!"

Or

"hey you in the silver BMW.. You're a bold fat nice person, why don't you fuck off and drive like a idiot elsewhere?"

I can preset 9 messages. My mate suggested something similar when seeing a hotty driving along side... but since it can't be typed out as i drive i might just settle with "get your tits out". I'm joking of course.

Might have 2 messages preset for BMW and Audi drivers generic enough to apply to them as a whole.

Edited 7 April, 201115 yr by Liquidice

"Police - Pull over"

That could end badly.

try "stop being a bellend"

Well, id either ask him why he was wearing diving gear in the back of my car, or if i was also diving, i guess id just have to use some form of sign language...

Well, id either ask him why he was wearing diving gear in the back of my car, or if i was also diving, i guess id just have to use some form of sign language...

lmfao. good spot. and good answer.

Well, id either ask him why he was wearing diving gear in the back of my car, or if i was also diving, i guess id just have to use some form of sign language...

lmfao. good spot. and good answer.

Only now you've changed it and i look like a weirdo

Well, id either ask him why he was wearing diving gear in the back of my car, or if i was also diving, i guess id just have to use some form of sign language...

lmfao. good spot. and good answer.

Only now you've changed it and i look like a weirdo

haha, for the record then, I'm a dumb ass and missed an R from the topic's title!

Well, id either ask him why he was wearing diving gear in the back of my car, or if i was also diving, i guess id just have to use some form of sign language...

lmfao. good spot. and good answer.

Only now you've changed it and i look like a weirdo

haha, for the record then, I'm a dumb ass and missed an R from the topic's title!

Haha, cheers

get your rat out!

severe diahorrea, and rusty hole in floor - you have been warned

get your rat out!

severe diahorrea, and rusty hole in floor - you have been warned

WIN!

if you can read this your not an immigrant

or do a rowntrees random inspired one lol

The Closer You Get, The Slower I Go...

The Closer You Get, The Slower I Go...

That's a great game to play with the BMW/Audi/Van twats that sit on your bumper.

put - oil slick in 3.....2....1 see if they move

Some of these suggestions are awesome. Keep'em comming. I'll be presetting some of them as messages!

Breaker breaker - it looks like we got ourselves a BUM BANDIT!

put - oil slick in 3.....2....1 see if they move

This. Definitely this.

Breaker breaker - it looks like we got ourselves a BUM BANDIT!

This one made me chuckle!