hi,

this is going to seem very wired. I need some info on how to make my car break down. And make sure its not fixable at the roadside. I have my reasons which I wont get into right now, but something is happening at the weekend that I really dont want to do, I cant stress that enough. I have tried everything to get out of it and this I feel is my last resort.

Can anybody help me?

thanks

Stanley knife through the cambelt's always a good one. New engine'll cost you a bit though.

Stanley knife through the cambelt's always a good one. New engine'll cost you a bit though.

Thats OK the car is being scrapped next month before the MOT, its passed it now!

Thanks

Take the rotor arm out of the dizzy, she'll turn but won't fire up.

what car is it?

Do you want it to drive so far, then break down? or just not start in the morning?

Edited 4 June, 200818 yr by JamesRanger

drive a while if possible?

its a '95 Polo 1.3CL

Unscrew the oil filter?

take teh relay for the fuel pump out?

Dont kill the poor thing

Put some diesil in it, as long as there aint too much petrol should work.

Sugar in your petrol tank.

Or stick a tampon down your filler hole is always a good one.

yeah unscrew the oil filter, but then it might not fall off. and if it does you will fuck the engine.

loosen the sump plug right off till its on the last thread...same as above

if you just want to fuck the engine...when you get to where you want to break down stop and drop a couple of nuts and bolts into the oil filler cap?

a clutch problem is a good one.

my fiesta had a hydraulic clutch and it just suddenly went. turned out it needed a new slave cylinder, so it was repairable but not at roadside.

put sand in the engine

The car is due to be scrapped, the body work has rotted to shit, needs a new exhaust from cat back and one of the bolts from the manifold has snapped. SO fucking the engine dosent bother me.

What would the bolts in the filter cap do?

Your putting alot of effort into this by the looks of it. Why not just grow some balls and do what ever it is you have to do?

well I've never done it, but surely the would totally fuck up the rockers

Your putting alot of effort into this by the looks of it. Why not just grow some balls and do what ever it is you have to do?

yeah what is the problem?

hit a lamppost

try not to do something which involves depositing your oil all over the road - as the next bike which comes down will go down on it.

hit a lamppost

try not to do something which involves depositing your oil all over the road - as the next bike which comes down will go down on it.

Yeh wouldnt do this anyway.

And telling the truth will just end it with the missus which aint summet i want to be doing. A convenient breakdown in a services will be fine.

I just want something that aint obivous to see that will kill my car and get me towed home!

Your putting alot of effort into this by the looks of it. Why not just grow some balls and do what ever it is you have to do?

yeah what is the problem?

Gotta agree with that... surely thats the easier option

drive it with no water? so the head gasket blows?

take the spare out and conviently get a puncture...

Your putting alot of effort into this by the looks of it. Why not just grow some balls and do what ever it is you have to do?

yeah what is the problem?

Gotta agree with that... surely thats the easier option

x3 just say your not going.

Or say somethin has come up at work or something. If you really wanna break down why not just take your plug leads off or the rotor arm out of the dizzy so you wont kill the car. or how about you just run out of petrol on the motorway or somewhere? *not in a services cos itll be too easy to get more* just make sure there is only enough for about 20 mile in it when you leave.