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Stick a block of metal (or a spanner or something) between the crankshaft counterweight and the side of the inside of the block, that'll stop it from turning over. Just make sure it's in there safely and it's not gonna spring out and damage anything! That's what i usually do.

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gettin ther tobes! any idea how to remove the fly? need to lock it up sumhow.

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Fly would be the same as above. you just need to stop everything from spinning.

Or if the pulley is on, use the bolt that holds that on, to stop the engine turning.

electric impact wrench.

Works wonders for weedy arms

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Its not weedy arms thats the problem lol.

I sharnt lie.. I'm as weak as a chocolate fire guard :lol:

I doubt an impact gun would do it, i reckon that would spin the crank.

thats how I've removed mine in the past...your shocking them off remember

Slowly with a big breaker is never going to crack them off!

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It will if you can stop them from spinning.

Its how i got the cam pulleys off :lol: Screwdriver FTW

you can stop the crank from turning with a block of wood in between the crank and the crankcase wall.

jump on a big breaker bar and itll come off.

the pulley is held in place with loctite from factory so it does need a bit of a beasting!

should be able to get a breather pod for pennies off here from someone, must have got damaged when we were luggin the lump around.

as for the oil filter haha, your just a massive jessy, it was put on by me, by hand!

clutch was sweet when fitted so should be rate

You should have a "GenesisGT16v" badge dude.

you can stop the crank from turning with a block of wood in between the crank and the crankcase wall.

jump on a big breaker bar and itll come off.

the pulley is held in place with loctite from factory so it does need a bit of a beasting!

^^this^^ if the sump is off, its what i had to do on me 205, if not, find a way to use a screwdriver, thats how i did it on the afh :)

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haha saf.. i dunno whats happened to that oil filter then. Musta stuck. I've bent 2 screwdrivers. One of them is a fucking massive one too haha.

Normally they just come off with some effort by hand, but nay this one :lol: I'll grease the thread up on the next one i put on.

I'll get the surface rust off the clutch and pressure plate and yam it back in. Probs just that putting me off tbf lol.

The breather broke when it toppled in the smartie i think, if i can get a new one i will, but superglue will do the job if not.

And max, keeping the 16v's on the D-low. Mindfuck sleeper 8-)

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Now whos boss? you bastard oil filter :lol:

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After doing that, i got a little carried away :unibrow:

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That pulley, came off stupidly easy. I did it kneeling down, didn't even need to stand up and put my weight behind it :o

Where as the oil filter, i had to stand on the block and kick the pry bar to make it move haha.

Oil seals all look good for the crank, so happy days there :)

Not sure why i took the fly wheel off... :lol:

Just got bored and curiosity won me over. Makes it a bit easier to clean and paint i guess. I can actually move it around a bit easier now too, fly weighs a flippin ton :lol:

Shouldn't have done that unless you needed to, you gonna need new flywheel bolts now! :-(

is the threaded bit still in the filter!? how tight was that thing? Saf, you're a fucking beast :lol:

They do seize in there sometimes. I think its probably toby just been dramatic to be honest :lol:

They do seize in there sometimes. I think its probably toby just been dramatic to be honest :lol:

...Or a weakling with screwdrivers made of cheese :p

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GAY to needing new fly bolts :lol: Ahhwell, lesson learn't. They stretch bolts i take it?

And whats dramatic about these 2 bent screwdrivers? :lol:

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Genuinely, It was stuck tight lol.

And the threaded bit.. is that not part of the filter? I just assumed the filter went 'in' rather than 'on' if that makes sense?

If its not, then yes its stuck in the filter lmao.

Gunna get the dremel on the pistons in a bit. Give them a good clean too, get them all shiny, ish :D

Having a few cuppa's 1st, helps give a steady hand :lol:

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And negative on them being made of cheese. Those screwdrivers have saved my life by doing things screwdrivers shouldn't be capable of :lol:

Homebase specials FTW.

Toby get out to the garage you fag!! the threaded part should stay in the block btw!!

Its probably a good idea to use brand new ones, but i re-torqued some good condition used ones when last time and when i came to take them off again they were fine.

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haha bollocks on the filter...

You cant possibly blame me for that then, if the wrong bit has came out of the block :lol: I blame Saf :ninja:

How on earth do i go about getting the filter off it? Or will i need to get a new threaded bit?

Could be another job for the dremel, just the bastard thing off it.

And I'll see how much bolts are from VW. Cant imagine them being too much, at trade.

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And negative on them being made of cheese. Those screwdrivers have saved my life by doing things screwdrivers shouldn't be capable of :lol:

Homebase specials FTW.

Do we really want to know what those things were? :puke:

the thread can come out of the block, thats fine, its how you would replace it for a threaded stud to fit an oil cooler, (mk5 polo gti and lupo gti oil coolers will fit)

should be able to unscrew from the filter.

those homebase screwdrivers are gash, i had a screwdriver graveyard in the old unit.

btw you could have got a socket and ratchet on the filter to loosen it!

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Threaded union its called, less than £6 from VW :) done deal.

£1.80 a bolt for the fly. Needs 6. Whack :lol:

God i love ETKA.

The bearings for the conrods arent as expensive as i expected from VW. Be less than £25 for the lot at trade price.

Piston rings on the other hand... :lol: £30 per piston lmao. Least i think it is per piston. From my experience id say it was though..

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