Horrible ennit, i wish currency was made out of dark matter so i wouldnt need to check my jeans every 7 seconds

is it wrong that i have designated pockets for stuff ie phone left front wallet right front and keys back right lol, just so I'm not panicking and looking like flapping chicken trying to find stuff. Also phones and keys dont live well together in pockets ;'/

I currently have the vw key fob from the dealership, a 'vans' keyring i was given about 10 years ago (its falling apart now though) and a double sided keyring with my little girls pictures in from when she was 10 months. oh and a purple sony lanyard that i got free from my old work (simply so i can find my keys, as I'm always loosing them!)