best thing to do IMO, is to pull up where you want, then shove something in the way of the cambelt whilst engine is running, hopefully the belt will come off or poissbly skip a few teeth or even snap which should bend all the valves in your engine and make it completely unmoveable, apart from towing.....

you sound like a desperate man...good luck

Your a man, 1 meat - two veg, use them!

Your a man, 1 meat - two veg, use them!

With a name like 'msjones'?? But while we're on the subject... what is the point in the whole 'Ms' thing??

Easiest one sounds like cutting the cambelt?

Or suger/sand/diesel in the petrol tank?

If you want it to look completely genuine I wouldn't go for nuts and bolts in the oil filler as it's a bit obvious they didn't just get there by themselves is it xD

Or slashing the cambelt or taking the rotor arm out of the dizzy as the mechanic might search for this when the car turns over but doesn't fire up.

Good luck either way =/

use a lighter to burn the wires on the dizzy hall sender

Stop being a mincer and tell your girlfriend the truth !

Really dont understand why you would want break your car in aid of being towed ?

I am rather confused ..

by removing rotor arm the engine won't start, but by refitting it you can obviously move the car.

once the car is where you want it remove dissy cap and inside in the middle is a sprung carbon cathode, pull it off and the car won't start until dissy cap is replaced, but at least the rotor arm is in place and all looks well.

failing this if its gonna be scrapped then slip 2 teeth on the cam pulley and turn it over. the pistons hitting the valves will probably snap the cambelt anyway, but don't cut it with a stanley knife as its too clean a cut and doesn't look convincing as an engine failure

put sand in the engine

port and polish!

lmfao!

coulnt you much about with the throttle cable so it cant tick over?

its easy to reach

it wont fuck your car

you can say its a nackered tps

Bag of sugar in the tank then tell whoever it is your avoiding that you used tescos petrol and it shagged you are car.

or just rev the arse out of it til.l it blows and say the throttle stuck open?

I dont like this topic. You could simply want to do this to someone else,as with anyone else reading,in order to place someone in a vulnerable position. You're not being honest about why you need to do this,I'm out.

pretend to fall asleep at the wheel and then drive off the side of the road into a ditch, mangling the car in the process. Or, just before you set off, put a fake terrorist bomb scare into the local police station. Tell them what road you'll be driving down at what time and I'm sure they'll come and get you. The fact you'll probably get a free roof over your head and free food for the next few months sweetens the deal :)

pretend to fall asleep at the wheel and then drive off the side of the road into a ditch, mangling the car in the process. Or, just before you set off, put a fake terrorist bomb scare into the local police station. Tell them what road you'll be driving down at what time and I'm sure they'll come and get you. The fact you'll probably get a free roof over your head and free food for the next few months sweetens the deal :)

Legendary :lol:

from now on dont use your cluch to change gear and it will eventualy go or bleach in your oil?

OK the reason is I have a court appearance on Friday, I can tell her because of the problems it will cause... and trust me there are some. I just need to disable my car tomorrow so it looks innocent and out of the blue. Something quick I can do at a services that will end in me being transported home.

so are you trying to avoid your missus or your court apperance

so are you trying to avoid your missus or your court apperance

will you be in the car alone?

yeh will jus be me, shes already down there. I'm not avoiding any, i need to go to the appearence, i dont want to let her down but i also cant tell her. see, complicated shit. Lucky its not me on trial

I just need a plausable breakdown that wont be able to be fixed roadside. Is this looking like the cam belt?

i think you should drive into the service station but not stop and just crash into the building at the end of the day youve trashed your car and if injuries occur in the process then jobs a good un

I would have just drained the water out of it, you will get a couple of miles (if your lucky) then the engine will seize (shagg your engine so it won't go again!).

or drive really fast, pull it out of gear and just mash up all the gears - keep trying force it into gear with out the clutch

p.s. I don't recommend doing anything stated in this message and can't be held responsible for any occurrence followed by anyones actions from following what i have stated in the above message

You could just park in an empty corner in the services and start a fire in your engine bay

I dont like this topic. You could simply want to do this to someone else,as with anyone else reading,in order to place someone in a vulnerable position. You're not being honest about why you need to do this,I'm out.

Mikey, youve wrote your reply to the "new speaches for duncan" thread on dragons_denclub.com and posted it on here, now some poor guy showing off his new invension on the next series is going to be told to block his fuel line with plastercine

according to a mate if you plant your foot while driving along and then switch the engine off for a couple of seconds then start it again you can get the exhaust to blow off. then conviniantly crushed by a truck.