along with weed and wanking,

hmmm....vagina and bikes.

That's the best forum post I've read in ages accept bikes should be switched for dubs

pimp yourself out - kill 2 birds with one stone

you get sex and paid lol

I was thinkin about that. my gf would be pissed..but hey, I'm 21 >_=

Pimp your gf then!

Pimp your gf then!

lol I'm sure she'l be pleased about that!!!

she has no idea wtf people are thinking of doing to her right now lmao

I'd be well at home in holland. I'd be entertained for years.......

I'm in the same situation atm lol.

Just my polo has no clutch so even if i had petrol i couldn't use it lol.

I waste my time on the net and breaking more things on the car.

Bike ride sounds tempting tbh, its baking hot so would be good (minus the fly's)

I'd be well at home in holland. I'd be entertained for years.......

i dont smoke or drink, and i still love it here...:)

people are all really relaxed here

I'm in the same situation atm lol.

Just my polo has no clutch so even if i had petrol i couldn't use it lol.

I waste my time on the net and breaking more things on the car.

Bike ride sounds tempting tbh, its baking hot so would be good (minus the fly's)

thats pretty cool, actually..

that forces you not to use the car lol!

I'm hiding my key

get the bmx, its only 40 euros, proper bargain, spray it matt black and just polish the other bits with a dremel which will take up your time.

then you can ride about town in the sun gettin passively stoned as you fly past the coffee shops, add some memories into your wank bank as you pass the red light district, and on your way home any spare matt black paint you can use on the speed cameras so for the 40kms you go out in the car you can do it hella fuckin fast.

this thread is proper quality tho, rin cracks me up and peoples replies have been legendary!

as for free shit to do

freeload like a mother fucker, go round your mates houses, eat their food and smoke their drugs, play all the games they spent their money on

if youve got a computer you dont need to go to the cinema or need sky

help change your mates gfs tyre for their spare tyre and get some free smoke out of it

sit and chat to the bar staff at downtimes when they are bored as fuck and blag yourself some free drinks and if your lucky some grub

in fact take abuse of the fact that any of your mates work at establishments that can easily be overcome, bounty bags of joy left outside burger king (that had enough to feed a small army), a largest roll of free subway vouchers ever, or blag a 2nd job where you become the team leader of a team of you and your mates, which means you can basically get paid to fuck about with your mates

last but not least, rob a bank. doooooooo it

she has no idea wtf people are thinking of doing to her right now lmao

eh? no ones pimpin me out! lol

get the bmx, its only 40 euros, proper bargain, spray it matt black and just polish the other bits with a dremel which will take up your time.

then you can ride about town in the sun gettin passively stoned as you fly past the coffee shops, add some memories into your wank bank as you pass the red light district, and on your way home any spare matt black paint you can use on the speed cameras so for the 40kms you go out in the car you can do it hella fuckin fast.

this thread is proper quality tho, rin cracks me up and peoples replies have been legendary!

as for free shit to do

freeload like a mother fucker, go round your mates houses, eat their food and smoke their drugs, play all the games they spent their money on

if youve got a computer you dont need to go to the cinema or need sky

help change your mates gfs tyre for their spare tyre and get some free smoke out of it

sit and chat to the bar staff at downtimes when they are bored as fuck and blag yourself some free drinks and if your lucky some grub

in fact take abuse of the fact that any of your mates work at establishments that can easily be overcome, bounty bags of joy left outside burger king (that had enough to feed a small army), a largest roll of free subway vouchers ever, or blag a 2nd job where you become the team leader of a team of you and your mates, which means you can basically get paid to fuck about with your mates

last but not least, rob a bank. doooooooo it

fer does saf you hit the nail on the head there

get the bmx, its only 40 euros, proper bargain, spray it matt black and just polish the other bits with a dremel which will take up your time.

then you can ride about town in the sun gettin passively stoned as you fly past the coffee shops, add some memories into your wank bank as you pass the red light district, and on your way home any spare matt black paint you can use on the speed cameras so for the 40kms you go out in the car you can do it hella fuckin fast.

this thread is proper quality tho, rin cracks me up and peoples replies have been legendary!

as for free shit to do

freeload like a mother fucker, go round your mates houses, eat their food and smoke their drugs, play all the games they spent their money on

if youve got a computer you dont need to go to the cinema or need sky

help change your mates gfs tyre for their spare tyre and get some free smoke out of it

sit and chat to the bar staff at downtimes when they are bored as fuck and blag yourself some free drinks and if your lucky some grub

in fact take abuse of the fact that any of your mates work at establishments that can easily be overcome, bounty bags of joy left outside burger king (that had enough to feed a small army), a largest roll of free subway vouchers ever, or blag a 2nd job where you become the team leader of a team of you and your mates, which means you can basically get paid to fuck about with your mates

last but not least, rob a bank. doooooooo it

LOL dude... if we had signatures on this forum... THAT^^^^ would be in it

post of the month

hahaha!

the above is evidence that being broke is pretty fuckin awesome.

the above is evidence that being broke is pretty fuckin awesome.

hahaha yeh man, after spending an entire student loan in about 12 days of moving to university i realised i had to find cheaper ways of self sustenance.

freeloading ftw

Being broke isnt that fun, I've got no job, no car, its poo. Going out on your bike is fun though. I did it yesterday and fell

off twice.

I've also designed half of my website and made a sock monkey whilst I've been jobless.

Being jobless does have posi's... Sometimes I wish I was a gold digger and then I could become a PS3 bum

and made a sock monkey whilst I've been jobless.

i wants a sock monkey (make sure its washed first tho!)

bikes are poop, infact no they are wicked in this weather but I've got two flat tyres i cant be arsed sorting.

and getting paid by the courts to sit at home and get baked is fackin schaweeeet

edit: ps3s are ghey.

Edited 28 July, 200818 yr by grungeisdead

edit: I am ghey.

Thought so

jezebel

Become a gigolo... Marry a 75 year old loaded granny, show her the time of her life, then take all of her money.

or

Make a social networking porn site and make some money off google ads :)

or

Start a random and useless campaign for something green related to "save us from global warming" and get funding