i never speed really dont see the need, i love sitting at lights next to chaved up cars, give them a smile and a bit of rev...then turn left! hahahaha...onli ever play on windy roads coz i can usualli win

i never speed really dont see the need, i love sitting at lights next to chaved up cars, give them a smile and a bit of rev...then turn left!

:lol: Nice.

@ Cymro- didnt say it was standard spec pal. about 150 bhp

I was just quoting bog standard. i did kinda guess in wouldnt be standard spec. hahaha

hahaha am soooo guna try the turn left thing lmao

:grin: no worries

i pretty much had the same experiance a few weeks back in tesco purlel car park when some indian woman had a oad of kids pamong around in the road and i came round the corner slow as , then the kid decided to come up to my bonnet and start touching it. the mum didnt do anything so i beeped my horn and she shit himself lol then the mum started shouting so i just dropped the window and shouted get the fucking kid out the fucking road lol was funny when i look back

lol i didnt think ud be happy with some dirty kid touching you are paintwork! :)

yeah it happens... abit after late nite out or after work... i live near heathrow so get alsorts around... didnt used 2 car but sumtimes givem what they want... embaressing 4 them wen they get pissed all over off the line then jus crusing.

I can't be arsed with racing the pricks, that's why I always tell them the simple fact that my car is best seen when stood still or going slowly.

The only time their cars look any good is upside-down in a ditch.

COOL IS BETTER THAN FAST.

I'm not going to comment on poor driving habits

i dont get too many races around caterham but i give em a go if they insist

mines a cruiser-not a bruiser anyway :)

I don't know what's more annoying..

17 year old Chav's in their stereotypical Halfords Corsa's..

or 20-something year old salesmen in their 08 plate cars.

Both drive like complete cocks.

I got overtook on a speedbump i'd stopped to let someone cross at like 8am, pulled away, over the bump in first, within a second some Bluetooth headset wearing, pink shirted tool in a YELLOW 306 coupe comes flying (almost literally) past me.

Chav's are hilarious though, they see me doing 30.. in a 30.. overtake at nearly double that, and give the old idiot sign. i just laugh, its like.. congratulations mate haha.

i was at the lights today and another guy with a 1.0 polo stopped beside me and was revving his little beast

he sped off (is that even possible for a 1.0? dont think so) but yeah, i am NOT going to drag race with another 1 litre, probably the most slowest drag race of all time

Only Polo I've ever 'raced' was a 1.2 (i think) 6n2 along some Cannock dual carriageways and i had him, that was back in the, when i was rolling standard.

My mates 1.0 mk3 seemed faster than that though, must come down to weight.

drags arnt fun, all about losing them on roundabouts and tight turns, then looking back to watch them struggle to keep up & see their car body rolling like fcuk

i like driving quite sensibly and slow. its relaxing. plus I'm really a textbook driver, mirror signal manouvre and all that mallarky :) :p at least that way i wont lose my license

^^ I look back over my shoulder when changing lanes,if the road isnt straight,such as on large roundabouts. Motorcyclists call this the lifesaver,but lazy driving is otherwise being encouraged.

Audi's latest offering is to increase laziness/complacency,with a device that helps stop you straying into the wrong lane. And new Golf will even apply the brakes for you if you can't be bothered.

Pathetic.

i never speed really dont see the need, i love sitting at lights next to chaved up cars, give them a smile and a bit of rev...then turn left! hahahaha..

Lol yeah when they pull up next to me and start revvin i give a little rev back and then when the light turns green just drive off reaaaaalll slowww while they bust themselves with tyres squealing etc lmao

i'm a sucker for a race with poop cars lol

lmao me too.

i take on anything.

i never challenge people, but i will rise to the occasion.

i DO hate the fact that because my car is modified (albeit tastefully) i am grouped in the same group as these

fuckface moron motherfuckers with huge rims

and neon lights and bumpers that look like anime turds.

i want to design a sticker on my car to say "I'm not like these assholes"

i dont curse alot these kids just piss me off

I race anything in anything. love a traffic light grandprix whether I'm in my G40 or in my company car 1.2 16v twingo. Not everyone you race is a complete tit tho I have many people come up to me or pull up next to me after a little fun and compliment on how quick my little polo is. Never happens in the twingo tho lol :<.

I was behind this old lady in a punto today, who had graceful went though a red light on a predation crossing on the way and was totally oblivious to what she had done.

I was then behind her on the bypass for a couple of miles until we both turned off on a roundabout and when we had got about half a mile down and she was still doing 45 in a 60.

So naturally i overtook her and she had the cheek to kept flashing me for about 1/4 a mile until she wound me up so much. i poped the old hazards and floored it to a none published speed but not before blowing her a kiss in the mirror.

Far from what she realizes she is the sort of person who causes accidents from driving so slow and not paying attention.

^LOL! I was behind an old woman yesterday driving home. She was going 15 in a 30, but I couldn't overtake because off bends, she actually pulled in so I could get past. I parked up and walking to my front door when I saw her just driving past, which should have been about 30 second drive.

People who dont indicate seriously do my f-in head in!!!

How hard is it to lift up, or push down the little stalk? Not very.

and it prevents crashes. It REEEEEEALLY winds me up.

I think people who insist on driving everywhere at 40/ 45 annoy me more than the boy racers. At least now I've passed my bike test getting past them in NSL's is no longer a problem, neither the polo nor my little bike have the power to get past safely on most the roads round here.

That said, people that can't park get on my nerves too!

^^ I look back over my shoulder when changing lanes,if the road isnt straight,such as on large roundabouts. Motorcyclists call this the lifesaver,but lazy driving is otherwise being encouraged.

Audi's latest offering is to increase laziness/complacency,with a device that helps stop you straying into the wrong lane. And new Golf will even apply the brakes for you if you can't be bothered.

Pathetic.

Completely agree.

I have traction control and collision detection, they're called a right leg and a pair of eyes.

I'll race anything even though I have a 1.4 8v I'll give it a go.