People that dont indicate when stopping to turn..

People that keep indicating to go round an island, so you stop and wait, then they exit before you..

People that stop in Keep Clear's in traffic..

People that have a broken drivers side and 3rd brake light, and are on their mobiles whilst driving with kids in the car

What cracks me up about non-indicators is that those drivers make life hard for themselves aswell as everyone else - when you indicate,people give way to you.

If i see a car at a junction,and they're not indicating,i pull out. They have to brake. And they never complain,because they know damn well why i pulled out on them.

True lol,

Some n00b the other day i was behind, slowed down on a main road, stopped next to the kerb, i didnt want to overtake because i didnt know what he was doing, then once he'd stopped, put the indicators on

ahh old ladys do my head in with there going through red lights, cutting you up, driving on the wrong side of the road. or generally just too slow for safety. also people on their mobiles. or doing there make up.. for example. on my way to tesco day before yesterday. this girl in a punto with "girl racer" sign in the back window. was infront of me at the lights and she was on her phone and doing her make up didnt even realise the lights went green about 3 minutes before she set off LOL

One thing that I've recently begun to notice is chav pedestrians deliberately getting in my way.

Whenever I drive through a chavvy area, I invariably get one crossing the road in front of me and deliberately slowing down, presumably as some kind of act of defiance, so that I have to come to a stop while they swagger past.

They probably wouldn't be so brave if they knew I only passed my test last tuesday and I'm still getting to grips with the bite point on my Polo...

When I passed my test, I had a good long drive around that night to get some practice in while the roads were quiet.

Some chav in a Corsa decided that he didn't like the fact that I slowed down to turn left into where I park my car, and drove RIGHT up my a**, like almost touching. I tapped my brake just enough to scare him, and he overtook me looking really angry.

Anyway, I parked up and was getting out of my car when I noticed that he'd gone round the block and come back for me.

Now, I'd be the first person to admit I'm as soft as sh*t, but I'm pretty heavily tattooed so if you don't know me, I guess I could look pretty intimidating. Couple that with the fact that I was holding a roll of brown parcel paper which may well have looked like a weapon in the dim light.

The guy parked up and started to get out of his car, then I saw him look at me with a bit of a shocked expression, get back into his car and drive off

One thing that I've recently begun to notice is chav pedestrians deliberately getting in my way.

Whenever I drive through a chavvy area, I invariably get one crossing the road in front of me and deliberately slowing down, presumably as some kind of act of defiance, so that I have to come to a stop while they swagger past.

It's a statement to prove they're hard.

My oppinion is, a car is always going to be harder.

Funny enough it's the police who don't know how to indicate round here, useless pricks.

I also hate lorry and tractor drivers who think they rule the road drive up the middle of the road so you can't get past the fuckers.

People who drive about 45 in a 60 then keep going at 45 when there into the 30's (mostly old people)

People who don't have their lights on when it's raining heavily.

Shit Drivers....Yes!

Edited 4 September, 200818 yr by NodTheGreat

People who have there Fog lights on during the day, mainly chavs or 306 drivers, to try and look good.

People who lose there temper at your when your driving 32 in a 30, because they want you to go 40.

women in bigger cars getting road rage and trying to make you go faster,

The list is endless and the fact because I'm learning to drive people drive up your arse to try and put you under pressure and wont let you change lanes etc, because they think your going to go slow...

TWATS

after leaving the petrol station late last night with my gf following me in her 1300 pink 6n, along a mile long carridge way she fell back a bit so i slowed down for her to catch up, as she drew up next to me approaching the traffic lights some tit in a mk5 golf r32 was stuck to her bumper, we pulled of at the traffic lights together i got in front of her so she could pull in behind me and let him pass, then brains in the r32 possibly spotting the cage decided it was my turn so he under takes the missis and gets up my arse which pisses me off but i wasn't playing ball so he cuts up my gf going back into the outside lane and pulls up next to me with the passenger laughing and waving at me!

well with that and the fact he nearly put my missus in the central reservation i got the hump and decided to give it some beans, as soon as i dropped a cog he nailed it cutting me up so it was on, went round a curve up his arse, down a 1/2 mile of dual carridge way passing him slowing next to him for a little smile of my own, neither of them looked that happy any more..... i wonder why????

and someone please tell old people the national on a single track is 60mph not 40 and don't flash me when i go by!!!!!!!!!!!

The other day driving down the the A1, all traffic slowed right down, and i knew why, tractors are all over the place in august (annoying as hell) so i pulled into the fast lane which wasnt moving fast at all in order to get past with ease, at this point most other people had done the same so the slower lane was more or less empty.

At this point some prick in a new focus a fair bit behind me pulled out of the fast lane and zoomed down the slower lane undertaking everyone! it was only then he realised what was going on and slammed his brakes on and cut up the van infront of me, inches away frm the tractor trailer.

Caught back up to him only to find him with a "baby on board" sign in his back window!! idiot or what!

Also that same day i had some young business type nob in a new astra ryt up my arse on a straight empty road wanting to race, he could of easily overtaken me but no. After a while i got sick and floored it, leaving him for dead :)

I've found the solution, I just drive a Transit now so no matter how bad a driver they are, they expect you to be worse.

Chavs walk out in front of you you just make out you're on the phone and looking at the scenary.

Range Rovers try to muscle in on you, you just try to drive into them.

Dick***ds tailgate you, you just give them a closer look at your towbar.

Someone pulls along side and gets mouthy, the height makes a nice hot dogend through their window really easy.

People follow you with full beam/fog lights on, you just flash the 50W worklamp that's pointing out the back window.

Someone tries road rage, your elbow is at the same height as their mouth.

Someone tries to race you, you just make sure they get stuck behind you til a nice long hill then get it on boost.

Someone in a convertible Escort wearing sunglasses at night cuts you up while you're towing a 20 foot trailer, you wait til they're turning right and empty out all of the crap in the cab into their car through the open roof.

Well wean I do get another GT polo I think all just be keeping it in the garage more often so its safe from all the crap that happens on the roads these days and just drive it now and then to club meets and long drives up the b roads and mountan roads.

I shoud have done this with the first GT polo I had but I had to much power excitement so I ended up poping the engine, How ever you learn buy your mistakes in life no matter how simple they are .

I used to get grief on the way to work in my Mk3 off this idiot in a new Vectra. Going along the main road near my house, its a 30, I'm doing 33, theres like, 4 cars length between each car, 3 times in 1 week, he overtook me!

What the hell is the point? third time he got in front we ended up at some lenghty traffic lights so i just gave me bare abuse for like 2 minutes, wasnt in the mood at all that day.

a silver 6n2 pulled out on me from parked without indicating last night, when they got in front of me i had to stop and put it in 1st to go again, thats how slow they were going. we then approached a roundabout with two lanes, one going left and one going straight on or right, the markings are on the lanes as u approach the roundabout, the 6n2 goes in the turn left lane but I'm going straight on so i go into the lane marked with an arrow to go straight on, but then the 6n2 proceeded to go straight on at the roundabout and cut me up, so i hold back untill they are in front of me on the straight, then drop it a gear and just do em, i couldnt be ar$ed, it was 12:15AM and i just wanted to go home!

i do realise that at most roundabouts, if u are going straight on, you would be in the left lane, but this one is marked differently.

just after this i passed philJ in his new G40.

Its fun going out with my mate pete and his "less than standard" mk2 vr6 lol.....nothing quite like the face of a guy in an 08 plate TT getting beefed by a mk2 that looks like its worth about 600 notes ;D

i have fogs

am a volvo sidelight driver tho....or less its raining and dull, then the fogs come on haha

the other day I was out and about with panda and there was a panda car (forgive the pun) not indicating, undertaking, speeding and to top it off, when we caught up a bit, he was pulling into a street on his phone...

wish we'd got the plate. would of reported him :(

i got beeped the other week for being in the right hand lane on a dual carriageway. literally.

some guy in a astra estate was overtaking a car parked in the left hand lane and beeped at me for almost totalling his car by him almost driving into the side of mine!

the bloody cheek!

Edited 7 September, 200818 yr by vwpolofox

One thing that I've recently begun to notice is chav pedestrians deliberately getting in my way.

Whenever I drive through a chavvy area, I invariably get one crossing the road in front of me and deliberately slowing down, presumably as some kind of act of defiance, so that I have to come to a stop while they swagger past.

thats the point where i accelerate and see how quickly then they cross the road!

hate people that dont indicate

i hate the people that dont know what speed limit a country lane is....30 all the way to fucking work this morning!

i hate people that stick in the fast lane on the motor way and dont shift

i hate hesitant drivers

but most of all i hate old drivers!!

why dont the government make all the old biddies over 60 take their test and then again at 70.

1: its a hefty chunk of cash

2: its will get the silly old codger that was driving 30 down a 60 off the road

3: with a number of drivers loosing their license, the will have to use public transport, therefore reducing CO2 emissions!

Amen picki, amen!!!

I drive down a country lane to work every day and invariably get stuck behind someone who does 30 all the way, doesn't put me in a very good mood, especially as i hate my job anyway.

And i totally agree with re-testing old drivers, the majority are shocking!!! The government would gain more revenue from this which would (in theory lol) either be used to improve motoring as a whole (road surfacing, bypasses etc etc), or just cut the costs of those who can actually drive without having to take 5 minutes over a cup of tea to make each single decision!!!!

"ooooh should i go now, no i dont think so there is a vehicle in the blurry distance that looks just like the inside of a cateract"

Edited 8 September, 200818 yr by -Ashley-

The one that annoys me the most:

There is 2 roads from Peterhead to Aberdeen (for anyone who lives here, the A90 and the Newburgh Road) The Newburgh Road comes to a give way junction going onto the A90 just 6 miles or something away from Aberdeen.

Now a Give Way junction to me means the folk on the Newburgh Road give way to the traffic on the A90.

Apparently not to everyone else on the road, every morning I get slowed down from 60 to 5mph or less due to everyone letting people out of the Give Way junction. This causes a tail back at peak times up to 3 or 4 miles away down the road!

I just find it really stupid as if everyone was to keep at the usual 55-65mph everyone does on that road then naturally gaps would be created for the small amount of traffic comming out from the junction.

Just really gets on my tits and I personally never let anyone out in front of me at that junction to prove a point.

Edited 8 September, 200818 yr by kwijibo_coupe