lol i was thinkin about this topic today in my driving lesson and going into pembroke some oldish guy in a red civic new one right on my arse i said to my instrucor look at this prick and he said slow right down and when he passed speed up and then the guy flashed his light so my instcrtor turend round n stuck the v''s up and said to speed up lol ledgend of a guy

sorry about spelling I'm useless at it!

my instructor told me exactly the same several times haha

hes quite old as well, he retired not long after passing me

lol yeah mines in his late 50's and retiering soon!

I just lightly put my foot on the brake pedal so the lights pop on, if they don't get the hint then I hit the brakes hard. Usually sorts them out.

I haven't had people tailgate me in ages, it's wierd.

Might be the beancan.

Tailgaters are bad enough.

Pot, kettle, black?

Drive home from poloshow ring any bells? Undertaking skills and tailgating skills were in full use.

I was only tailgating you to emphasis how slow your car is

if you drive a 6n you can remove the cap off the rear wiper, and redirect the rear windscreen washer jet towards following traffic

fill the washer resovoir with piss an your sorted...god forbid if you need to wash your own windscreen tho

if you drive a 6n you can remove the cap off the rear wiper, and redirect the rear windscreen washer jet towards following traffic

fill the washer resovoir with piss an your sorted...god forbid if you need to wash your own windscreen tho

I like your thinking thats a cool as penguin piss idea that

You could allways use a 2nd resovoir in the boot tho and fill it with what ever you want

Stale piss maybe

Edited 19 September, 200817 yr by cornflakes

Stale piss maybe

Just make sure you have some nice air fresheners around it so it doesn't stink your car out

and prey no-one does hit you up the rs burstin your stale piss reservior all over you! hahaha!

I was going down a road yesterday and only one car can fit down a 50metre lane as theres cars parked on one side so obviously have to give way. well i was leaving and i saw a car coming so i stopped. There was a white astra (J reg i think it was) tailing me and he thought i was lettin him go past. the idiot put his foot down and drove straight into the oncoming car.

what a dickhead!

My GTi-R used to run too rich so I used to give it a rev and on the overrun blip the throttle - result a loud bang a flame out used to do the job a treat.

Sporadic dabbing of the brake pedal is a good one if every so often you add some hard braking to keep them guessing

Matt

My GTi-R used to run too rich so I used to give it a rev and on the overrun blip the throttle - result a loud bang a flame out used to do the job a treat.

Matt

god id love to do that hahaha

My GTi-R used to run too rich so I used to give it a rev and on the overrun blip the throttle - result a loud bang a flame out used to do the job a treat.

Sporadic dabbing of the brake pedal is a good one if every so often you add some hard braking to keep them guessing

Matt

Pics pics!! I loooooooooooove GTi-R's!!!!!!! :-D :-D :-D

I had the same this morning in my Fabia! I was coming out of portsmouth in rush hour and some jumped up little salesman with a fashionable hair do in a new audi A4 appearing to show off to his passenger, was driving inches from my bumper before overtaking and using the 30mph roads like a race track! The worst part is they think they're getting somewhere but next set of traffic lights and i pull up next to him. what a prick!

The problem is i'm a usually sensible driver but its things like that, that get me irritated and then i start doing silly things. I know i shouldnt but i do! my bad!

My GTi-R used to run too rich so I used to give it a rev and on the overrun blip the throttle - result a loud bang a flame out used to do the job a treat.

Sporadic dabbing of the brake pedal is a good one if every so often you add some hard braking to keep them guessing

Matt

Thats the best idea on this thread now, Stale piss idea might have some flaws now I did come up with another idea but its a bit to cruel

thin paint stripper

mate had a rs turbo converti (gay i know) had a blueprinted 6k lump pushing 240 horses on low boost, he used to drive it like a grandad exterior was bog standard and he had one of those gay flamer kits (this was about 6 years ago) it used to throw about 8 foot from the car, needless to say if someone was tailgating him he'd give them a face full of flame then disappear up the road with the boot down then resume a normal pace! was fuck funny to see too!

The thing I hate is when they tailgate you because you have no choice but to drive slowly. On my way to work I had just started driving over a bridge, which is in a 20 mile an hour limit zone so speedbumps everywhere. I am having to drive reaaaaaally slow over the humps (down by 80mm) so had created quite a queue behind me. Anyway, as I started over the bridge, this stupid cow behind me thought she wasn't having any more so decided to over take me on the wrong side of the road, on the crest of the bridge. Seeing what she was doing, waited until she was beside me and put my foot down, she tried but realised there was a car coming over the bridge so she had to slam on her brakes and pull in behind me whilst watching me piss myself laughing.

^ thats one thing that pisses me off as wel. When some fool is doing 2mph so you go to over take them and they speed up. Make your freaking mind up, either potter along or speed up don't keep every other fucker waiting!

Another pet hate is when people drive up your arse when a traffic light is red. I always just kind of coast on up to it and some people will be right up your arse. Either way your going to be waiting for a red light to change colour so just hang back ffs!

This faggot in a white van tailgated me all the way home tonight, could see him behind me swearing at me doing 30.

Stupid thing was, he had a girl of about 8 years old in the passenger seat. Moron.

I put my left foot on the brake then boot it that always works for me.

I had some guy slam the brakes so hard once he actually stalled, result!

I used to do that - although I noticed that it no longer has any effect.

However, because VW brakes have a long travel before they bite, frantic dabbing of the brakes just hard enough to engage the brake light switch so the brake lights start flashing like a disco is usually effective. They get an alarmed look on their face and back right off.

Meh, you want to have a run in with the back of my van and the huge towbar it carries, crack on.

Meh, you want to have a run in with the back of my van and the huge towbar it carries, crack on.

thats made me think of another good idea, somebody should set up a team called 'tailgate-bashers'

drive around in a big van with a slide out ramp in the back, have two people waiting in the back whilst you drive around

as soon as a tailgater comes along, the two people in the back swing both back doors open, release the ramp, an the offending tailgater doesnt have time to brake, their car goes flying into the van, pull the ramp back in, shut the doors, kidnap the bastards an proceed to beat the shit out of them

I just go really really slow lol.

and when they go to over take, drop a gear!

:lol:

Edited 19 September, 200817 yr by blackthorn

I've thought about this loads of times and i think I'm actually gonna do it one day! rig up a smoke machine with a tube running into the spare wheel well and though the hole in the middle so it goes outside the car and fix a strobe light in the rear window disguised as a rear non working brake light, few switches on the dash and bobs your uncle!

maybe oil slick and stinger missiles if you really want to be james bond!

Doesnt bother me.

Tailgating is addictive,being on the brakes all the time,its releasing adrenaline. The people who do it are feeling jumped-up and a dab on the brake lights or slowing down is just gonna add fuel to the fire.

I dont worry about them,i let them get on with it. Because my job is to watch what's going on in front of me.

If someone behind me does hit me,i'll sue them to full level.

from what I've seen of tailgaiters some people are just addicted to it, one time i was driving my works vw LT with a vectra stuck up my arse doing 75 on the m6 in the outside lane while I'm overtaking a lorry, as i pull into lane 2 he doesnt overtake but pulls in behind me and continues to tailgate even though lane 3 is empty seems like some people get hypnotised by the back of your car or van and cant overtake u.