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easy to answer that but dont want kicked off here. :-D fuck it throw in his wife and kids :-D sorry couldnt resist it :evil: the devil made me do it :badgrin:

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wonder how many cp'ers were on the bnps leaked list of members ...

racism is such a broad word, I'm no racist at all, I'm just majorityist.

I just dont like Cun ts. Regardless of skin colour.

Its like asking Mcdonalds for a hamburger then sueing them becuase there is meat in your burger. Dirty fucking scamming fucks.

Mcdonalds burgers aren't made of meat though...

:lol:

are people sitting at the 118 place texting these people back who request jokes?? i thought it would have been some sort of automated service!

I text 118 118 to tell me what we should have for tea some nights when we can't decide :lol:

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if one of my mates sends me a joke text that offends me i don't go an sue him for it, they need to fucking man up, there either the biggest pussys alive or they are just making a big deal of it to get money (although its probably both lol). i'm not a big fan of Burnard manning (never even heard his material), but i think chubby brown is funny as fuck, now does that make me a racist because i find his jokes (some of which are about ethnic people) funny?

if so i must also be a homophobe who hates midgets, fat people, tall people, women, kids, cats, dogs......

besides apart from these 2 idiots who's so sad that they have to text 118 to tell them a joke? :lol:

to add to the list: Blondes, polish people, and priests and rabbi's who walk into bars.

I text 118 118 to tell me what we should have for tea some nights when we can't decide :lol:

They would tell you to get goats cheese and dead dog pie :lol:

I text 118 118 to tell me what we should have for tea some nights when we can't decide :lol:

They would tell you to get goats cheese and dead dog pie :lol:

I wanted spaghetti bolognese but couldn't decide, so I text them and they told me to have spaghetti bolognese, so that was problem solved :lol:

has anyone ever asked it "should I pull the trigger?"

go on there website, it shows what has been asked by people

easy to answer that but dont want kicked off here. :-D fuck it throw in his wife and kids :-D sorry couldnt resist it :evil: the devil made me do it :badgrin:

:shock:

:lol:

Dirrt's text to 118 118: "Should hayesey pull the trigger?"

118 118: "If Hayesey is practising target shooting, yes, she should pull the trigger. thx!"

:lol:

haha ^ quality reply

but there was nothing funny about the reply received by Kameron Abbas when he texted directory inquiries firm 118 118 to ask them to send him a joke.

Haha, i thought it was

Dirrt's text to 118 118: "Should hayesey pull the trigger?"

118 118: "If Hayesey is practising target shooting, yes, she should pull the trigger. thx!"

:lol:

So if hayesey was playing shooting practice...at some random old bloke, shot him dead. Could he then fight the case and say 118 188 made him/her do it?

This was locked earlier lol

lol

paki jokes ftw

at the end of the day they are no worse than blonde jokes are they?

Weird that our society has accepted sexism but not racism as forms of humour...

It's coz the women are too busy in the kitchen to notice

I cant reply i'd get kicked off :lol:

Weird that our society has accepted sexism but not racism as forms of humour...

i think racism is taking more seriously because it starts wars and things like the apphartied(sp) etc etc

IMO its no worse though.

Its only cause the people offended by racism have access to weapons etc..

How often do you see a blonde bird with an AK47? :lol:

IMO its no worse though.

Its only cause the people offended by racism have access to weapons etc..

How often do you see a blonde bird with an AK47? :lol:

Need pics TBF

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