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It was me that told him to do it saf :lol:

Situation went some thing like...

Drunk r32 owner staggering across the field, "any one know where I can piss?"

Me "yeah just piss on that proton"

Drunk r32 owner "are you sure?"

Me "yeah its my car mate, piss away"

Drunk r32 owner "ok"

drugs r bad mmmkay! this is why I'm not a stoner anymore haha!

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It was me that told him to do it saf :lol:

Situation went some thing like...

Drunk r32 owner staggering across the field, "any one know where I can piss?"

Me "yeah just piss on that proton"

Drunk r32 owner "are you sure?"

Me "yeah its my car mate, piss away"

Drunk r32 owner "ok"

drugs r bad mmmkay! this is why I'm not a stoner anymore haha!

Disbelief Saf :lol:

I heard he's now working for the 5-0 too :lol:

not yet but its in the pipeline, been 4 1/2 months now bar a couple of weekends of replase!

been 4 1/2 months now bar a couple of weekends of replase!

8-)

Removed and refitted a engine at 11pm? if that counts.

Also fitted a stereo for a friend at gone 1am after i got a drunken text saying the "E tunes in me arrr nopey" (Thank god she was having a house party and her car was blocked in)

4 in the morning changing a gearbox!

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I took a shit other night at 3am . this mod shaved like 5 seconds off my 0-60 .. Any you boys want a step by guide id be happy to help. With pics aswell enitttt !!!!!!!!

Me, Saf, Charlie, Giorgio and Yeti worked from 6:30pm on Friday night through to 5:00am Saturday morning turning this:

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Into this:

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So it could become this:

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:lol:

I remember falling asleep in the back, haha, completely forgot about that weekend!

I remember falling asleep in the back, haha, completely forgot about that weekend!

You did well to fall asleep amongst the vibrations from the DA as the paint was sanded :lol:.

I took a shit other night at 3am . this mod shaved like 5 seconds off my 0-60 .. Any you boys want a step by guide id be happy to help. With pics aswell enitttt !!!!!!!!

0-60 foot? take the racing line up the stairs?

I'm a lazy nice person. take the racing line everywhere....

I would of got a better time . but i couldnt get the traction down on my laminate flooring .. lmao .

from what i read on this topic. I'm sure the guys living in la la land 88bhp out of a preety much stock spi :/.. NO..

I've got usall breathing mods and full s/s with 4-2-1 stainless mani . and mines most prob only 60bhp atm lmao...

Depending on what cam i get i will run it on bike carbs or just a chip and hope to get 80bhp tops with carbs out of this . ( which most prob wont happen)

so theres no way he's got 88bhp by drilling holes and shit lmao

4 in the morning changing a gearbox!

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whos that guy in the pic ? :lol:

I never noticed that lmao . Just looks like a set of legs ;) like the thing off walice and gromit !!

some random noncebadger with techno trousers. technolegs owes me a KFC!

KFC ?

CHICKENNNN DIPPAZZZZZ.

Me n my mate went and stripped a head off a car at 9pm, then stripped his car, built up a new head and set all tappet clearances etc and rebuilt his car in the early hours of the morn, then went for a drive and altered cam timing in a petrol station lol lol

Message back <3 xxoxoxoxox

some random noncebadger with techno trousers. technolegs owes me a KFC!

:lol: u ow me a KFC !!!!!

I owe KFC... a KFC :(

What is KFC?

krusty fricking cruton

krusty fuck clown ?

What is KFC?

Must be sarcastic? :lol:

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