I'm my old mk2 golf

driving with out a bonnet. i didnt know that it was bad, i was spraying it black.

german number plats .

in the polo

head lights was gone and german numbers plates.

and for wheel spinning in front of a police car.

been pulled afew times now, been driving a year, never any serious problems though

been pulled twice for routine checks, one of them was due to me looking young driving a car full of lads in a high car crime area.

got pulled for the pressed plates once.

got pulled in the middle of cheshire after puting my private plate on because it shown up as not bein insured on police computers, that took the piss abit.

and been stoped for pissing about on an empty carpark

i got pulled late night once taking pics of my old red car

the follwed me home for a while then flashed me over once they rana pnc check i imagine.

turned out my car was not insured on ther system (it was fully comp)

they were asking details etc etc and at the time i was insured through brentacre with a firm called KGM. me in my late night noobishness said i was insured by the KGB!

this then sparked a series of questions them thinking i was taking the piss i dint even clock on what i had said!

so i said look follow me home i will get my docs, it was about 500metres from my house.

went in couldnt find them anywhere only a temp cover note they had sent through, i was a bit woried they would say right give us your car. this had the full 12months payment receipt on though so i smoothed it all over after i realised i had said the Russian mafia were insuring me. i rang brentacre as there had been an error on the insurance database and all was well!

good times! :p

In my red 1L:

Random spot check on way home from uni - told me my car had come up on the database as not having an owner and not having any tax, looked over car and found 2 almost illegal tyres which i had to change within 14 days

Speeding (d'oh!)

Stopped because the indicators on my all red rear's weren't orange enough for one copper, but the other said they were fine

Chased (for about 100m) for wheelspinning - it was a wet evening and i said that i had been driving my dads car all day, which had traction control...the copper didn't know what to say then!

And probably the best one: I had a splinter in my finger whils't driving about one night, so I pulled into an industrial estate to get it out. I then left, and as i was leaving i noticed a cop car sat in the corner...as I left I noticed it started to follow me...So I drove at the speed limit for a bit (60) then they caught me up, and drove about 3cm from my bumper(as they do). When i came into a 30, I slammed on at the last second. I think this wound the driver up slightly as on came the blues...! First thing he said to me was "Who's driving?" and I answered with "well..., me!" at which point my 2 passengers burst out laughing! He didn't believe my reason for going in to the industrial estate, claimed that I was breaking the speed limit to get away from him (to which i said "no i wasn't, this is a 1l, it takes about a week to reach 60!" more laughter from passengers) so he then did a vehicle check, i spoke to the other copper, he was a sound enough chap, copper 1 came back when he found out all was legit, then let me go!

In dads car:

Pulled because i drove down my road, went round the roundabout at the bottom, back up, then turned down a dead end. (This was because I was looking for a parking space) Copper thought this was "suspicious" so breathalysed me. Came up clear, so he just said "thank you" and pissed off.

In the GT:

After Megadeth gig at the UEA, decided to get a pizza. Went and sat in toys r' us car park (about midnight). Ate my whole pizza, was then about to start my car and goe when a copper drove past. I thought "shit, if i go now that'll look slightly suspect", so i sat there for a min to see if they would come in. They did...copper asked why i was there, i told him and he said "that's alright then, I can't smell too much weed on you!" to which i replied "oh rig,,,what?!? you shouldn't be able to smell any!!" and he went "You're right, I can't. Have a good night" and left! Lol

And finally:

Was driving about and my middle exhaust rubber was missing, which meant my exhaust was about 1cm from the floor. (had side-exit on at the time) went over a bump, scraped, sparked, copper behind me pulled me up. Searched my whole car, one called it a golf, other one tried to close the boot, but i'd spent all day cleaning and polishing it, so it slipped through his fingers, leaving greasy prints on it, which i used my t-shirt to wipe off! They commented on how clean it was, then ran on some jibber-jabber about how the side exit is illegal, and my tint-sprayed rear lights were illegal, and gave me a £30 fine because my exhaust was blowing (which it wasn't...they made that up because they wanted some money out of me but weren't 100% sure if the side exit or rear lights were illegal because i argued against what they said) Before they went I asked if i could still drive about with the side exit until i found a backbox, and they said "well, its up to you, but we won't bother you again tonight" and, like a idiot, i replied with: "ah right...does that mean I can start speeding then?" One laughed, the other said "Erm, well I wouldn't advise it".

Apologies if i have bored you to death...

EDIT: This morning I was travelling along the A47 (dual) at about 70 when a 58 plate Volvo pulled out infront of me rather close off a sliproad (I was in fast lane and he just shot straight across both lanes like a idiot to go around someone) so i thought "what a tool" and stayed with him up to about x00 mph, then suddenly on came the blues, I eased off then the blues went off and he shot off into the distance at christ knows what speed!! Safe to say i needed new underwear after that!

Edited 22 January, 200917 yr by Wiggy

lol, scooters are wee beasts they are so much craic, chavs give em a bad name over here you should see some of the modded ones from germany and france

got pulled when i was 16 on my scooter i had like a 3 by 6 inch number plate black with silver letters lol

and i got pulled a couple years ago for speeding but they let me away as it was a empty dual carraigeway

Id lost count by the end of 1993.

No speed cameras in those days,so the police had to do some practical work,and getting pulled over was quite normal.

I got pulled once in the polo for parking over 2 bays in asda car park.

It was when i'd just finished fitting my tt interior, so I met my mate there (it's halfway between our houses) to show him.

Parked over 2 bays at 11pm at the back of the car park so no-one was inconvenienced. Only reason I'd done it was so i could fully open both doors.

Woman cop said "who's car is this?" I blipped my central locking and said "Mine officer" to which she replied "care to explain yourself?" I assumed she meant the german plates so I said "It's an image sorta thing, you know, to make the car look different and cool" she said "Parking over 2 bays is cool now? I suggest you get on your way before you get a ticket"

So I mopped my brow, chuckled to myself at her stupidity for not noticing my blatantly illegal plates, then went on my way.

Also had a cop check my brand new tyres, one day old.... even after i'd showed him the receipt.

^^^i got a warning off a copper once for taking up 8 spaces in a minibus in a Tesco carpark at 3AM.

And a visit from a copper i know in work yesterday after an old bloke complained about me changing lanes and him almost crashing into me, heavy rain + silver car and no lights = not a good mix, i was traveling with my rear fogs on, i only knew he was there when he flashed his full heads.

Edited 21 January, 200917 yr by Cymro

id fuck a fit chav, johnnys ftw kids

i would defo fuck a fine chav... you know they wouldn't be after commitment and they would bring their A game! plus you could smoke a spliff whilst gettin head

got pulled for doing 55 in a 40... and left the foglamp on, they just warned me not to speed and sent me on my way.

got pulled at 3am one sunday morning, just moved out of halls the day before and car was loaded with stuff, proper low... cops asked me if i'd robbed a house!

also got pulled for going through an amber light...

all in all, show them a bit of respect maybe act dumb but don't get on your high horse- that's the last thing you should do to the police as they love the power!

been driving almost 3years.

once for no seat belt (fined)

twice for blue LED side lights

once for doing 91mph in a 60 zone ( but i was let off with no fine or points )

which is not too bad although i've had about 30 parking fines and been clamped twice

Only once touch wood, for having a light out and haveing a plate in the window,

they thought i was on LSD so searched the car and made me do a drugs test

my mate never had his seat belt on.

number plates.

number plates.

went through lights at amber.

I've been pulled over many times but I've never done anythin wrong that theyve caught me doing anyway

my favourite is learning to powerslide/rip the handbrake up in asda car park at night police came in the car park sat behind me for like 5 mins i looked under my seat (pretending to look for my phone lol) and then i just drove off with the plice behind me he trailed my turn on his siren and lights and cained it passed me lol.

i remember another time i went away from around about too quickly apparently so i got pulled then breathalised as usual and then he said u were speeding so i showed him the engine lol (was a sound bloke) and then he saw it and thought maybe not the best accusation as 0-70 in a polo isnt like 14 secs especially a 1l with 4 blokes in the car lol. He then commented on the mcdonalds toy hangin from my rear bumper and laughed thinkin it was a rat we had a gd chuckle at my car and then he said go on dnt let me see u agen. :)

some police r gd blokes!! :)

I've not been pulled over yet.

Police round here care more for seeking easy targets to keep their percentages up.

I haven't been pulled yet *scrambles for some wood* and if I do, my eyelashes and tits will be used

once for undercutting a cop on the M1 J23 i think it was...

he was in the inside lane doing way less than 70 with no indicator on so not turning off the motorway. so i pulled from the middle to the slip road, which at the time was clear and proceeded to exit the m'way at 70 and thus undercut him.

so on came the lights and i pulled over...

this mongy kid copper come smacking his cheesey hand on my windscreen shouting at me. so i wond the window down to ask him what is problem was...his answer was ''do you know you were speeding?, I've just had to travel at 90mph to catch you up!''

so i pointed out that he was going slow, which he didnt like, and in order for him to catch me he would have had to travel alot faster than me to catch me...duh!

he then called me a 'cocky idiot' and wanted to check the car over, asked for all my docs, breath tested me (garlic pasta ftw!) and then told me to get on my way.

got pulled once in my first polo for driving like a cock couple of months after my test

then in second car got pulled for overtaking an unmarked car at speed and got a section 59

got stopped 3 times in my red polo for the california plates and fined each time

and I've been pulled about 4 times in my 3 series in the past couple of months for 'random checks' etc. tis gay

in total been pulled about 15 times in 3.5 years

Corsa - once

Polo - 4 times (wide wheels, noisey exhaust etc)

Ibiza - 10 times (once was 4 times in 2 weeks FFS), for things like "spot checks", car too low, noisey exhaust, wide wheels, they even rang my insurance on one occasion and asked what mods were declared

i got pulled coming home from my girlfriends house after falling asleep at around 3am, the guy was alright tho, he already knew all my details before he pulled me over. he thought id been drinking as i was weaving around a bit, due to the poor road conditions and the fact i was knackered, he said he couldnt smell any alcohol on my breath to which i said "no, dont smell my dog breath, I've just woken up!". he just said I'm obviously very tired and said to go slow. - shit me up though as it was my 1st time being pulled over!

second was quite recently; was at a viewpoint with a few friends, me and one guy stepped out of the car to have a joint, when we finished we got back in the car and a police car came straight over to us with one of those massive lamps turned on (safety fags FTW). he just asked what we were up to and asked if we had been smoking "marry-jew-arna", to which we said "oh no officer" and he left.

polo - nearly got arrested for getting stuck in a rabbit hole on a flat verge by a road....they said it was private property!

polo - parking in the town centre forgetting it was market day they next morning....had to drive around the fruit and veg stall at 8 in the morning...

nearly got arrested for taking a picture of a supra....they though i was gunna rob it....

Young cops are right twats...all the old'uns are normally safe!! Is it just me or do cops say some really dum stuff...?

i got tailed by an undercover copcar in town. Stopped at some traffic lights and the road surface was that shiny brickwork stuff so lights went green and as i pulled away, lost traction. Dropped it into 2nd and continued on my way with the cop car behind me. Thought to myself, lets see if he is following me so i drove round and round town for 30mins before quickly slipping into a cul-de-sac and killing the engine and lights.

When i drove out again, realised that the same cop car was in front of me so thought again, why not see if they like it and proceeded to follow them!

Got done for speeding in '98. Pulled out a carpark and accelerated to avoid one of the many chavs who sit in the same carpark doing donuts etc. In a 60m stretch of road, i had apparently managed 46mph in a 1.0l which i thought was abit wrong! He opened the door and asked me to turn the mobile disco down (stereo) to which i replied "guess you're not into modern music then? Got some brass band music if you like?" He didnt!

I'm all clued up now on how to deal with them so they dont bother me as much and it helped living across the road from an inspector!

Scooters suck balls! Chavtastic!

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It's a shame really, seeing as how scooters have been around for over 40 years and pioneered the Mod scene.

There's also a huge tuning scene acorss Europe for them, the majority running at least 28bhp, thats on a 70kg scooter....

I got pulled another time too, for speeding through a town centre (20 zone apparently) on a friday night, a cop pulled me on a bicycle! it was funny..

I've been pulled counltess times, best was prob in my frist car. My mkII bread van...

They pulled me cause on my chalk board bonnet was "nice person" is massive red chalk

I've never been pulled over by the police, not once in 9 years of driving. Of course posting this fact here on the forum means that tomorrow I'll be pulled over for some nonsensical reason!