I drove my polo for 6 months never got pulled over...

2nd day of owning my beamer i got pulled over, for no reason what so ever (or that i look abit young to be driving a beamer, and i had a massive leather jacket on with fir hood. ehrm drug dealer lol)

copper pulls me over, and goes is this your car, as theres a sticker on that back saying poole an it came up registered in poole, i was like yeh i jusy bought it yesterday, then he goes whos your insurance with i was like quinn direct then he goes ok thanks for stopping an left me to it.

2nd time i was on the motorway my mum lookedt at the police car as i was driving past it Not speeding ofc. it sped up stayed behind me for 5 mins, an i was like i bet you,"blue lights flash" haha so pulled up on hard shoulder and they guy was like, is this your car, have you got insurance, tax an mot blah blah blah, i was like yes officer he then checks my driving license 5 mins later goes ok thanks just you look a bit young haha

was pulled in my dad's girlfriends 206 (i drove it back for her when she bought a new car) because and i quote "its insured to a woman...your not a woman are you? your names not Anita is it?" thankfully my dad was behind me and rang her... they let me go

got flashed on the motorway by an unmarked becuase my stereo was too loud (he could hear it sat next to me on the motorway at about 65)...maybe because all the windows were open?

was pulled yesterday by a camera van on the way back to college after maccyd's trip because when i was going the opposite way about an hour previously i was travelling too slow!!! this was becuse it was a steep hill and there were 5 people in the car!!

tell me, are these silly things to be pulled for not

Edited 21 January, 200917 yr by Starry

was in my mates car tonight and got pulled by an unmarked beemer coz he did a lil wheelspin..... ended up taking his car off him and leaving us stranded for a lift home!

id fuck a fit chav, johnnys ftw kids

Haha, I have and will again.

driving without a bonnet. that is awesome.

Your mate got his car took off him for doing a wheel spin??? there must be more to that story!

I have been pulled once- i was speeding on the motorway, so totally fair. Points come off in a few months tho! If you do the crime you should do the crime, end of.

I broke down picking up my sisters mx5 and had the poo-lice asking what the crack was, once i had explained i was insured etc etc it was fine tho.

there isn't enough room on here to list how many times i've been pulled and some of the ridiculous reasons including;

i don't like you

i want to waste your time

you've only got one seat

etc etc

but the record has to be 9 times between a thursday evening and monday night because i was driving an astra gte, the theives favourite round here as it's so easy to steal! every time, is this your car sir? yes mate, it was yesterday, it was earlier and it will be tomorrow!!! see these are the keys!!!!!!!

Your mate got his car took off him for doing a wheel spin??? there must be more to that story!

haha well he had been caught putting his foot down out of the car park of his work last year sometime, so he got a section 59 i think it is? so they didnt give him any more chances

there isn't enough room on here to list how many times i've been pulled and some of the ridiculous reasons including;

i don't like you

i want to waste your time

you've only got one seat

etc etc

but the record has to be 9 times between a thursday evening and monday night because i was driving an astra gte, the theives favourite round here as it's so easy to steal! every time, is this your car sir? yes mate, it was yesterday, it was earlier and it will be tomorrow!!! see these are the keys!!!!!!!

ah yes the timewasting classic

when i got pulled last in bm the cop was a rite nob and proper didnt beleive it was my car [it was 2am and in a dodgy area i guess but still annoying]

then he told me he was going to waste my time and made me wait about 20mins in the freezin cold for a traffic car to come and breathalise me, ballache!!!

mine was in my old g40 at half one in the morning, followed me for 5miles before stopping me a mile from my house. i was on my way home from hospital where i had just had my wisdom teeth removed which threw up a complication and they couldn't stem the bleeding from my jaw.

anyway, he told me he was going to waste my time for as long as he liked and my breath smelled of alcohol, i wonder why as i held a bottle of medical mouth rinse to keep my mouth sterile as blood was still flowing into my mouth for my jaw bone!

well 45 mins later 20 pointless questions, asking me what i was doing where i was going, where i had been. checked tread depth on my week old tyres all lights tested, then told me to go home and stay out of trouble!! wtf!! where did he think i was going????

Your mate got his car took off him for doing a wheel spin??? there must be more to that story!

haha well he had been caught putting his foot down out of the car park of his work last year sometime, so he got a section 59 i think it is? so they didnt give him any more chances

I got one of those, didnt relise they were so harsh with it though! Il be driving like an old person now

I have never been stopped either in 12 years of driving.........................................I've always been going too fast :-)

Ah that was another, me and my mates in 2 other cars got pulled for driving round the bus station in the town centre.

Every car got pulled that day, must've made thousands! My mates only a narrow kid with glasses but started arguing with some woman cop lol "wind your neck in!" .. "it is in!!"

Jokes.. had my pressed plates on too then but they didnt notice, so only the 1 £30 fine.

Come to think off it, I haven't been stopped by the police YET, but they have tried to gun me before and they were waiting for me as well

Sep 16 2008, 05:13 PM

I just got shot by the oldbill doing 42 in a 30 through a quiet street i drive through twice a day as a short cut to beat traffic to and from work, in the country

The guy with the gun was out on the road in a junction down to some houses, must have heard me accelerating in my tatty bitch as she screams, as I hit the corner he got his gun up and I think he got me

I say think, because there were two oldbill sat in a corsa and as I drove past she started to move to come and get me but the guy with the gun walked towards them shaking his head and then she stopped and didn't bother

I got away with that one

And the phone call I got because I wasn changing my plates in the street from a white polo to my black G40

ul 21 2008, 07:00 PM

So i transfered my private plates from my old polo on to the G yesterday. The dirrt mobile is back!

Whilst in the process oldbill drives past and gives me the dodgey look, so I give him a look back

I missed 2 phone calls yesterday whilst giving her a quick clean and I knew it was them because of the number and I said to my aunty, I'm glad I've missed them because if I've been caught doing 130 down the motorway I'm losing my licence, blates 9the day i picked her up]

So I'd rather have a few more days with her whilst I can

The conversation was short and suspicious and went like so...

Can I speak to Laura Sharratt please

Yes, speaking

This is PC *%$&*! calling from from Malvern Police Station

[shhheeeet please dont be for speeding, please dont be for speeding]

Right

Erm, I'm calling about the white polo you have for sale

[sweet, 5-0 wants to buy a decent car haha]

What about it?

Er, the reg on the tax disc in that vehicle doesn't match the reg plate on the car

Er...

Yeah that's because I forgot to put it in there yesterday when i put my private plates on my new car

Er, what is the private plate?

D16RRT

Right and what car have they been put on?

G40 polo

What colour?

Black

Oh that makes sense then

[What the fuck, why you calling me then knob cocker]

Obviously we had to check due to stolen vehicles and the vehicle for sale causing some attention and the reg plates not matching

Oh right, yeah, I'll go put the new tax disc in now

Thank you

Yeah OK, bye!

It amuses me that the copper that saw me changing my plates yesterday was suspicious of a 24 year old female and had to sneak back whilst I wasn't there to check the tax disc on my white polo, before calling me

He looked young and a copper I ain't seen before, deffo after bumming brownie points

If I was buying and selling knock off cars I'd be driving more than a G40 you * and I'd most likely be male

Sorry about the sexism, but it is true

I was once driving to the local sports centre when I see a police car in my rear view mirror turn into the same road.

They follow me up about 200 yards to the last of three small car parks for the sports centre, (the third being the closest to the entrance.)

I turn in and they turn in behind me.

There are no spaces so they've actually got to reverse back out into traffic so that I can reverse out, which initially I had to try to keep my laughter under

control over, however, the police being the police, they proceed follow me into the second car park and yet again, there were no spaces and they have to

do the same thing, so by this time I'm thinking they must think I'm some sort of fugative trying to get away!

So I finally find a space in the third car park, (which I drove passed first if that makes sense,) no sooner had I braked and come to a stop, they had parked

about 3mm away from my rear bumper so I couldn't get away and kept me there with the 21 questions for about 30 minutes while I had to explain what

on earth I was doing and why my car was registered was in woman's name, which was the previous owner.

I wouldn't have minded if they hadn't of kept saying "you might aswell tell us the truth, we're gonna find out in a minute!"

Didn't even get a mention of my UK pressed plates, blatent lowness and stretched tyres!

I've been pulled once, it was on my 50 lol

i over took an unmarked police car who was doing 20 in a 40. so i over took and they followed me to where i was going. i was wondering why they didnt give me blues and two, it was because it had no equipment init, it was only a bogo corsa. they said if they had all of the equipment theyd of given me 6 points, seized my bike and a 100 pound fine. but i got a section something or other...the one they give boy racers. also got called a dickhead quite a lot and then got told to go on my way

really cant remeber how many times... off the top of my head - 3x for drug searches ,easily 100 random road side spot checks, 7x for speeding, 3x for no tax, and cant rember how many for other stuff.

funniest was the copper who hurt his hand when he hit the back window thinking it was glass but it was acvtually a metal panel lol

*Touch wood*

:lol:

she said touch wood

Edited 22 January, 200917 yr by GiorgioGT

*Touch wood*

:lol:

she said touch wood

CHILD!!!!!

really cant remeber how many times... off the top of my head - 3x for drug searches ,easily 100 random road side spot checks, 7x for speeding, 3x for no tax, and cant rember how many for other stuff.

funniest was the copper who hurt his hand when he hit the back window thinking it was glass but it was acvtually a metal panel lol

Surely glass would have hurt more if anything? Stronger than thin sheet steel.

Edited 22 January, 200917 yr by Tommo32

*Touch wood*

:lol:

she said touch wood

CHILD!!!!!

Got wood?

I am suprised at how long it took someone to say that though tbf, even for you lot

Edited 22 January, 200917 yr by D16RRT

I'd type the list, but life's way too short. "Insuffient wheels" was one of the better ones.

only twice

first they said they were doing 70 and i was pulling away (less than 100m from a red light to another in a 1ltr, geez i wish i could do that sorta speed), plus this was after i finished work in a pub (so obv stank of booze), breathalized (clear) then said to be careful!

Second was taking a few photo's with mancmike a while back and we were questioned. "taking photo's" well we did have 2 tripods and 2 cameras out

<edit>

also forgot to add, i've got the added "drive other cars third party" on my insurance, and i've never been pulled driving other cars!

surprising really since i've driven hundreds of miles in my GF's KA (full of pink crap, i must look like a fag!)

Edited 23 January, 200917 yr by Mike_Rigby

1. In my Clio had a light out

2. In my Clio with a full car going through a pikey town at around 3am

3. In my 6N for a routine check and they said I had been driving 'erratically', I was trying to dodge endless amounts of potholes cos of the shitty state of our roads around here!

4. In my GT because it was apparently suspicious that I was 15 miles from where the car is registered as I was doing christmas shopping in Reading. I just think they wanted something to do tbh

5. In my GT for having a light out

Remember when the fuzz followed you when you test drove the GT?

I think i have only been pulled once when i first passed my test, as my mate decided to stick his arse out of the window at a parked up cop car

1.no front plate

2.no front plate

3.german plates

4.no front plate

fines 1

mot forms 1

my list is endless

local coppers no my name and i no theres

speeding about 10 times

routene cheks 20times

about 25 resepts for producers used to cellect them up each week and go down the station evry sat morning with about 3-4 lol

jumping a red light

swerving arround in the road because of all the potholes

driveing after midnite

random drug serch o we cant find ne thing on your way

your car is regestered 250+miles away

your car has no numberplates o were is the tax disc

your car has a turbo engine no mr officer has a porshe engine i said ( its a 1l hreg polo lol )

he says pop the bonnet then i do then he starts pointing to things and asking me stuff like whats this i reply airbox rocker cover dipstick o he was sutch a W**ker