I'd type the list, but life's way too short. "Insuffient wheels" was one of the better ones.

In a plastic pig were we?

transit

Twice.

1st 1 was i was about 14 on a petrol scooter racing my mates on mini motos just told us to move on and dont use them or they will be crushed

2nd 1 was 15/16 not to sure when it was going down this big hill on my push bike and i move out to the middle of the road and started over taking the cars then after the hill about 5mins police come up behind me and pulled me over say i was being very silly and tood me off and that was that but did say thats the 1s time he hes been over taking be a lad on a push bike

Pulled for agressive accelarting! looool Nothing

and for no insurance forgot to renew (3 days out)(fair enough!!) 6 points and a £200 fine

And yes they know if you have insurance, tax, MOT just by driving behind you (a camera in thier grille scans your plate)

Pulled for agressive accelarting! looool Nothing

and for no insurance forgot to renew (3 days out)(fair enough!!) 6 points and a £200 fine

And yes they know if you have insurance, tax, MOT just by driving behind you (a camera in thier grille scans your plate)

ANPR is shit though, I've been pulled because the ANPR scanner couldn't read my plate! It was admittedly dirty, but very very easy to read by eye.

I got pulled because the cops said the seen my car 'acting suspiciously' around a clothing bank!

i got pulled because he thought i was a girl, and my brother (14) in the passenger seat was my boyfriend, and hed just let me have a sneeky drive of the car, admittldly, it was suspicious dossing around in a empty car park (taking pics), but had a good laugh in the end.

..they sat me in the van while another cop spoke to my brother, he came back in the van as i was telling the other cop i didnt know how old my brother was, he was like "hes 14" i was like, yeha thats right.

Got let off with an informal warning : "get a calender" lol.