hmmm

meh

i agree

Its almost as good as typing something into a translator, translating it into Chinese and back to English again, AKA Chingrish...

Before:

Hello, this is my 1996 Audi Coupe. It has a 2 litre engine, tax until the end of the months and about six months test. This car is a real stunner, it has a stainless steel exhaust, a good sound system and custom paintwork. It also has supersport suspension and has just had the alternator belt, cam belt, water pump and thermostat changed. My reason for selling is that my lovely wife has just become pregnant and with the impending birth we both feel a bigger vehicle would suit our needs more. Good luck and no time wasters. Thanks.

After:

You are good, this was my in 1996 the Audi sedan car. It has 2 liter engines, until month ending tax, and about six month tests. This automobile is a genuine extremely good thing, it has the stainless steel exhaust, a good sound accompaniment system and the custom painting work. It also has supersport aerosol and the arrangement alternator conveyer belt, the cam conveyer belt, the water pump and the thermostat is replaced. I sell the reason is my lovable wife becomes is pregnant, and with is born both of us to feel that urgently bigger Che Gengjiang suits our need. The good luck and does not have the time waster. Thanks.

Hours of amusement there.

how does suspension become aerosol? and whats with Che Gengjiang instead of vehicle?

he needs a BIGGER car than THAT because his lass is preggers????

she must be huge! i know people that use the Polo to transport the wife and baby around

U look at an stunning audi coupe,he got TAX too end of marth and ruffly six months MOT first to see this car will buy it comes with stunning paint work stainless steal egsorst cd player subbwuffer.stunning aloys coupe sign on both sides of the car spayed on no stickers custom paint job 60 mill super sport suspesion,new water pump,thumerstat,cambelt,fan belt,altanator belt.service by my self 4 weeks a go oil plugs ect been done!!! reason i sell my car is r lass is pregnent and i need a bigger car. any more questions call mario on 0773/7072423 any time so good luck and happy biding!!! PLEASE DONT WASTE MY TIME PAY CASH BY COLLETION

haha, i lost count of the mistakes! She must be 30stone before she was pregnant to need a bigger car! Humvy anyone?

this is him

his feedback suggests he likes thick gold chains ...lol

Edited 13 February, 200917 yr by steveo3002

He needs a bigger car? Whats she pregnant with? An elephant?

yes because 2 door coupes are the perfect family car

makes me laugh how every one seems so quick to hop on the bandwagon that half of you don't even think about what they are trying to criticize. these Audi's may look pretty big but inside there not as big as you'd think (especially in the back), and as its only got 2 door's its a right pain in the arse trying to put a kid in and out of a baby seat.

fucking sheep

why dont people use spellcheck?

'Mario'

Local lad then...

He needs a bigger car? Whats she pregnant with? An elephant?

yes because 2 door coupes are the perfect family car

makes me laugh how every one seems so quick to hop on the bandwagon that half of you don't even think about what they are trying to criticize. these Audi's may look pretty big but inside there not as big as you'd think (especially in the back), and as its only got 2 door's its a right pain in the arse trying to put a kid in and out of a baby seat.

fucking sheep

Sorry Dad.

Read back a bit and you might find that someone else put me straight on that one (albeit in a more gentlemanly manner)

lol, TOLD!

Sorry Dad.

Read back a bit and you might find that someone else put me straight on that one (albeit in a more gentlemanly manner)

Its Ok Son

if you had of engaged your brain before typing then you wouldn't of been put straight the first time never mind a second

and why should i use a gentlemanly manner? its not like you lot are being gentlemanly towards this chap is it? i'm all for having a crack on these forums but this shit is just personal and pointless tbh, internet bullying FTL

chill out dude

Read back a bit and you might find that someone else put me straight on that one (albeit in a more gentlemanly manner)

Good to see my services being appreciated.

and why should i use a gentlemanly manner? its not like you lot are being gentlemanly towards this chap is it? i'm all for having a crack on these forums but this shit is just personal and pointless tbh, internet bullying FTL

I see where you are coming from but thats what forums are all about. I dont think there would be one post a day if you stopped people bitching about other peoples rides.

I suppose you could argue its not fair taking the piss out of this blokes spelling on a forum because he clearly cant defend himself

Hang on, i think its just twigged why you are so bothered about all this, YOUR THE FATHER!

:-D :-D

Its all fun and games, I dont think anyone is accusing this bloke of being a bad person. For all we know he could have dyslexia.

For all we know he could have dyslexia.

or herpes.

For all we know he could have dyslexia.

or herpes.

Well you are the father of his child!

For all we know he could have dyslexia.

or herpes.

Well you are the father of his child!

doubt it, i haven't been with a women in about 8 years, there not my type if you get my drift

Your missus still banned you from her nipples?

wtf?!?! /\/\/\ lmao

Your missus still banned you from her nipples?

Haven't heard that line for time!!! Are you?

Your missus still banned you from her nipples?

misses? lol i gotta shot jon this when he gets back, he'll piss his pants