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Hilarious post, love reading these sort of threads!!

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Gives you some think to read on a sunday night

& Btw hahaha yer funny...

Edited by Po*Low*

Can I come along in a G-Wizz, just to spice things up a bit? :lol:

106 FTW!

Punto second.

But remember if you do crash in the olop it won't crumble like the paper mashe others

Surely the point of a race is to find this out???

"All motorsport has been cancelled, in future we will speculate"

^

Lol. I had a Punto Sporting and it was the slowest, worst handling piece of crap I've ever driven and all the electrics will probably die before you start - so it's last, haha. I reckon the Micra could be a bit of a dark horse :ninja:

the thought of you doing this on normal roads is scary! lol

3 cars at a time bombing up country lanes..owt could be there, other cars, horse riders, cyclists, walkers, wildlife!

Well me the quick and the sporting all have racing back grounds so we just have to keep a look out for the things you said

And the other 3 well i cant say

Then you'll be familiar with the concept of a race track. Racing on the road is just retarded. Let me know when and where this race is going off, I'm in need of a new van, so I'll make sure I'm somewhere along the route moving slow waiting for one of you to slam in the back.

the thought of you doing this on normal roads is scary! lol

3 cars at a time bombing up country lanes..owt could be there, other cars, horse riders, cyclists, walkers, wildlife!

Well me the quick and the sporting all have racing back grounds so we just have to keep a look out for the things you said

And the other 3 well i cant say

Then you'll be familiar with the concept of a race track. Racing on the road is just retarded. Let me know when and where this race is going off, I'm in need of a new van, so I'll make sure I'm somewhere along the route moving slow waiting for one of you to slam in the back.

Well said, good idea, ill join you in some kind of giant, very hard tractor

Surely the question should be who's dead first?

has the race happend yet?

LEE

has the race happend yet?

LEE

Doubt it....He hasnt passed his test yet it says in a previous post,Idiots tho after having a license less than a year. Or any amopunt of time for that matter....Street racing is just plain stupid, anyone with an aircooled background will understand when i say R.I.P Mark Herbert :(

has the race happend yet?

LEE

Doubt it....He hasnt passed his test yet it says in a previous post,Idiots tho after having a license less than a year. Or any amopunt of time for that matter....Street racing is just plain stupid, anyone with an aircooled background will understand when i say R.I.P Mark Herbert :(

ok sorry was just interested, was a tight compition, or maybe I'm a lil sad, lol. he he.

LEE

has the race happend yet?

LEE

Doubt it....He hasnt passed his test yet it says in a previous post,Idiots tho after having a license less than a year. Or any amopunt of time for that matter....Street racing is just plain stupid, anyone with an aircooled background will understand when i say R.I.P Mark Herbert :(

ok sorry was just interested, was a tight compition, or maybe I'm a lil sad, lol. he he.

LEE

haha I'm not getting at anyone :) Thats just my feeling....its stupid, on a track tho it would be a close race ;)

Ah but on a track you generally cant get the wimminz (Year 7s) lactating by showing yr bad as fuck driving skillz as you handbrake it round (More ikely through/into) a mini roundabout, no?

Daft idea, get onto some private land if you really feel the need to extend your mechanical penis.

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i only said round B roads so you all can sort of no what type of race it would be just wanted to no would would be quicker in what area

The guy who my Dad works with, some relative to his wife...she ran into a horse and rider the other day on a country road, severd the horses leg and had to listen to it scream for ages while the farmer sat on its head to stop it from moving....shes now in a seriously bad way because of it and its really effected her!

Just be carefull if your gunna go racing on the roads! You never know whats round the corner buddy!

I'm not gunna lie, I've been silly in my car before, you very soon realise its not actually that fun being immature and racing!

Am I stupid in saying maybe it could be a "little" more safe doing this race on a motorway? Obviously the best thign would be to do as said, just go to a track! Much more fin too mate! 8-)

i heard they started the race last week and its still on going so the results are inconclusive...

mmm did i just diss my own car? mmmmm yup!

do i care? No!

Seriously everyones been a bellend before whilst driving in the heat of the moment but organsising being a group of bellends is just plain stupid!

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This is just going round and round like i said before i just wanted to see what was quciker does not mean we are going to do it

What sort of racing backgrounds do you lot have exactly? Go karts? Scalectrix? Hot wheels?

Your all at college so your about 16-18 years old, 2 maybe 3 years max driving experience, some maybe none. Hmmmmmmm :?

Leave it to the track. :thumbsup: Think most people have said what order the cars will come in and they're probably right.

EDIT: That horse thing is messed up, scarred for life shit.

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Go-kart started when i was 12 but hat to end it last summer as my dads business went thow a bit of a ruff stage,

And yer thats all i wanted to no

i heard they started the race last week and its still on going so the results are inconclusive...

:lol: pure gold :lol::thumbsup:

What sort of racing backgrounds do you lot have exactly? Go karts? Scalectrix? Hot wheels?

Your all at college so your about 16-18 years old, 2 maybe 3 years max driving experience, some maybe none. Hmmmmmmm :?

Leave it to the track. :thumbsup: Think most people have said what order the cars will come in and they're probably right.

EDIT: That horse thing is messed up, scarred for life shit.

Haha ey if anyone wants a scalectrix race, ill take any of you big boys on!! I'm confidnet of a win! :lol:

Yeah, obviously I dont know the women, but my Dad's mates said she is really shook up about it! kinda makes you think really!

lol my mates gotta 1.2 16v 5 door punto and its terrible :lol: i beat it on dual carrigeway many a time when had my ye olde 1.4cl :-p

and my other mates gotta micra that could be a shocker although that probs just way she drives it with me fearing for my life :lol: that thing got upto 100 aswell :shock:

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Go-kart started when i was 12 but hat to end it last summer as my dads business went thow a bit of a ruff stage,

And yer thats all i wanted to no

dont think they have moving obstacles like horses, people etc and blind corners on go kart circuits do they :lol: stop being a cock and drop the idea, your not big, clever or cool - you just dont get it do you?

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