LOL my mind boggels.

Police filmed the incident to use as evidence against the driver.

More like to wank over later on! funny as fook!

x69!

Fair play to 'em!

I bet there was little risk to anyone else on that road,stupid as it may be.

Some 'extreme love sports' do go wrong though - cant beat the couple in the kitchen: He was doing dinner. She came into the kitchen and started giving him oral sex,and in the growing excitement he knocked a boiling hot pan handle on the stove,contents of which spilt down her back,and the scalding shock causing her to bite his penis clean off.

Story came out when the pair had to explain their injuries to A&E doctors.

Heard a similar one about a girl creaping under the table in a restaurant, giving him a bit of oral pleasure.

Anyhow, she starts to have an epileptic fit or something, proper biting hard, so he stabs her in the head with a fork to get her off.

Can imagine the story when they went to casualty. Her with a fork in the top of her head and him with blood and bite marks all over the wedding jewels.

Hero

Fair play to 'em!

I bet there was little risk to anyone else on that road,stupid as it may be.

Some 'extreme love sports' do go wrong though - cant beat the couple in the kitchen: He was doing dinner. She came into the kitchen and started giving him oral sex,and in the growing excitement he knocked a boiling hot pan handle on the stove,contents of which spilt down her back,and the scalding shock causing her to bite his penis clean off.

Story came out when the pair had to explain their injuries to A&E doctors.

Heard a similar one about a girl creaping under the table in a restaurant, giving him a bit of oral pleasure.

Anyhow, she starts to have an epileptic fit or something, proper biting hard, so he stabs her in the head with a fork to get her off.

Can imagine the story when they went to casualty. Her with a fork in the top of her head and him with blood and bite marks all over the wedding jewels.

I LOL'd!!!!

"He couldnt see much as her back was in the way"

how would the sex have worked if she was facing towards the windscreen?

unless hes got a dick splint

reverse cowgirl thats how

*Edit* - Just google it and serch images exp all

Edited 17 April, 200917 yr by Leigh_p

lmao! legend

What amazes me is he's 28 and still hasn't decided on what to call himself yet.....

thats facking fantastic!

good man lol well played

give that man a medal :-D

I SALUTE THAT MAN!!!

I can't post the link because it's porn I can however PM it to you, if you like?

i want the link

Jon

Me too....for "research" purposes...

You both have Extreme Fuck mail

Brilliant. Much easier if youre a passenger on the back seat... as long as the driver doesnt mind too much :p

dirrt hit me up with this extreme research material, it sounds educational to say the very least...

give that legend a blue peter badge, if i ever get caught over the ton, I'm gonna pull some crazed sex act to spice it up, may as well lose the books in style. Power wank anyone??

You have educational mail... All you need is a woman, a quad, some rope and a cliff

so where's mine. i need hedjucatin!

same as! whats his "research material" you speak of?

why not lol, drop us the link aswell mate!

why thank you, guess i'll have to wait 'til i get home - Your organization's Internet use policy restricts access to this web page at this time.

Reason:

The Websense category "Sex" is filtered.

any word on the dirrtbox?

Done

PDUDZ - Ask one of the boys to link you, I won't take responsibilty because of your age

lol, that's probably the best idea.

Hit me up though!