Hey dudes.

Trying to think of a quick slogan to stick on the back of my car, something to say to impatient people behind me when am crawling over speeedbumps at 5mph

Cheers guys,

Andy.

Sorry probably a little off topic, delete if appropriate.

Not off-topic at all, don't worry about it.

I've been thinking about something like you see on the back of learner driver cars, 'Thankyou For Being Patient', although I'd just get it vinyl cut as lettering and have it going pretty much the length of the bumper.

'I Slow Down For Speedbumps' is another one I was thinking of.

If you get any ideas, contact DKnight on here about getting something made up custom.

'blame the government' ??

Or something along those lines. Just make sure its pointing the blame at the government or the council lol

Makes no sense until you are actually going slowly over the speed bump. and even then the average Joe probably still wouldn't understand

low and slow... deal with it

Trying to think of a quick slogan to stick on the back of my car, something to say to impatient people behind me when am crawling over speeedbumps at 5mph

'curb crawling is not a crime'

Edited 6 June, 200917 yr by McLOVIN

best one I've seen is for splitters,

"I love Speedbumps"

Thinking of ordering one for myself when mines lowered and on some New Wheels

Here are mine

dubbaware will make you custom stickers with your own slogan for a very reasonable price. That's where I got the orange speedbump one from

I<3 speedbumps one makes me cringe so much, its SO corny

if your cars still got a splitter on it then its not low enough to have i love speed humps on it

"can't hump fat birds"

Hey dudes.

Trying to think of a quick slogan to stick on the back of my car, something to say to impatient people behind me when am crawling over speeedbumps at 5mph

Cheers guys,

Andy.

check out traders classified for some custom made vinyls.

dubbaware will make you custom stickers with your own slogan for a very reasonable price. That's where I got the orange speedbump one from

Cheers dude :-) My bro must have cut that one.

OP

volkswagenstickers.com :)

as above, you know where its at lol

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/I'm-not-Drunk-just-av...%3A1%7C294%3A50

lol, i gota get me that one!

direct link to website here, avoid ebay getting their cut

http://www.volkswagenstickers.co.uk/index2...arch&cat=17

How about: Get out from up my fckin arse you impatient tw*t, I will not damage my car for the sake of you arriving at your destination 30 seconds earlier! If you love speed that much then use one of the numerous passing opportunities I provide you with, instead of trying to force our car's bumpers to have an intimate relationship and putting your beams on (which tbh, just makes me go slower and put my fog light on.)

P.S. If you can read this <back the f**k off> you're too close and should do as it says!

Or is that a bit long winded?

Hmm...just an idea I had, got bored enough to shop it poorly haha:

^^ your payin for them aswell tho lol

what about i go low and slow so back off u rude boi mo fo (copyright)

Liking these ideas guys

How about: Get out from up my fckin arse you impatient tw*t, I will not damage my car for the sake of you arriving at your destination 30 seconds earlier! If you love speed that much then use one of the numerous passing opportunities I provide you with, instead of trying to force our car's bumpers to have an intimate relationship and putting your beams on (which tbh, just makes me go slower and put my fog light on.)

P.S. If you can read this <back the f**k off> you're too close and should do as it says!

Or is that a bit long winded?

fuck me that made me laugh!

sleeping policeman u know I'm just going slow to hurt him !!!