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i got caught once but they said they were sure it was red but they couldet see the lights so i said it was yellow and stuck to it and they warned me and let me go but i did learn my lesson . most of the coppers round here are alrite iv been let off with a warning a few time , once was for something that i should have been arsted for straight away but i some how knew the copper and said cant you just throw it away pretend you dident c it and they actulle did , i really thought i had just fucked my life up and the relif to hear " right now get the fuck out my car " was great. now i just aviod them like the plage and try not to break the law.

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So I take it everyone on here that thinks all, or most coppers are arseholes have had some kind of ticket / conviction?

Let me get this straight.

You commit an offence, according to the Road Traffic Act.

You get pulled / a letter through the post.

You get 3 points / fine / ban.

Who was in the wrong, and who is doing their job?

I'm not a copper, but I respect the work they do, I've seen / heard too many stories of bad accidents / deaths caused by dangerous driving / driving without due care & attention / non-roadworthy cars.

So I take it everyone on here that thinks all, or most coppers are arseholes have had some kind of ticket / conviction?

Let me get this straight.

You commit an offence, according to the Road Traffic Act.

You get pulled / a letter through the post.

You get 3 points / fine / ban.

Who was in the wrong, and who is doing their job?

I'm not a copper, but I respect the work they do, I've seen / heard too many stories of bad accidents / deaths caused by dangerous driving / driving without due care & attention / non-roadworthy cars.

x2 although there are the occasional dickheads most of the ones round me are fair and nice :)

i also think it depends on what area your in cops around hear seem to be ok and dont bother wasting time with small fish where as the surry police near my work are twats but that could just be their off day. after watchen so many cop programs i do respet that they are doing a job things like telling some ones family that their loved one has been killed in a crash , i couldent do . cops arent half the dicks that most of the public are.

You were being irresponsible, you did something illegal.

I'm not a fan of police but they're mostly a sound bunch. Sounds to me that you were done fair and square, if its that late and unimportant you probably didnt need to be fiddling with satnav.

So I take it everyone on here that thinks all, or most coppers are arseholes have had some kind of ticket / conviction?

i've got (or at least had) convictions and i don't think they are arseholes, in fact most of the ones i have come into contact with have been really fair, but then again i'm always sound with them, if i've done wrong i put my hands up and admit i've done wrong, i don't give them attitude and if they seem like the sort i'll try and have a crack with them, it gets you much further than trying to be a smart arse. whether you like it or not the police are an authority figure, they shouldn't have to earn your respect.

its just a shame that there hands are tied by so much red tape and human rights bull shit tbh, if some one give's them shit or resists arrest they should be able to tazar there ass and give them a dose of the happy stick for good measure, might make them think twice about doing it in future...

dose of the happy stick for good measure

I'll give you a dose of my happy stick for good pleasure :unibrow:

Seroiusly though, most of the police iv come across have been sound. Iv held my hands up and said sorry or whatever, especially if i know I'm in the wrong. However i had one copper who was a right arsehole - yanked my door open, shouted at me etc etc. The guy he was with was apologising to me about the way he was with me though, which made me feel a whole lot better (even his workmates think hes a clunt) :lol:

I've had good and bad experiences. Although to be fair I've never been caught doing anything I shouldnt have been, always either misunderstandings or just general contact.

I'm the same as mclovin, always as polite as possible etc, and it usually goes one of two ways. Either the copper twigs that you are a descent chap and arent out to cause anyone any grief, and they are sound with you. OR, they seize the oppertunity to give you the worlds most patronising lecture on everything in the world, which is usually followed by some massive lies about how you will go to prison if you ever get caught with a tail light out, purely to try and shit you up. That really winds me up, being talked to like a retarded 6yr old and you cant do anything exept nod and agree. I hate being patronised.

Edited by Tommo32

So I take it everyone on here that thinks all, or most coppers are arseholes have had some kind of ticket / conviction?

Let me get this straight.

You commit an offence, according to the Road Traffic Act.

You get pulled / a letter through the post.

You get 3 points / fine / ban.

Who was in the wrong, and who is doing their job?

I'm not a copper, but I respect the work they do, I've seen / heard too many stories of bad accidents / deaths caused by dangerous driving / driving without due care & attention / non-roadworthy cars.

fair point but i have never had anything said to me by police no convictions or fuck all and i know for a fact that 99.9999% of coppers are tossers and power has got to their fucking head they think they ARE THE LAW and that they have the right to do what THEY want... do u think they're doing their job when they are calling you a tosser and a idiot fucking little prick... no they are saying it because they CAN and DO get away with it they're fucking pricks end of!!!

So I take it everyone on here that thinks all, or most coppers are arseholes have had some kind of ticket / conviction?

Let me get this straight.

You commit an offence, according to the Road Traffic Act.

You get pulled / a letter through the post.

You get 3 points / fine / ban.

Who was in the wrong, and who is doing their job?

I'm not a copper, but I respect the work they do, I've seen / heard too many stories of bad accidents / deaths caused by dangerous driving / driving without due care & attention / non-roadworthy cars.

I'm guessing that's in reply to my post, and no i haven't had any tickets/convictions, my license is completely clean. Just get stopped a lot for no other reason than the fact i'm young and driving a modified car. I've had a couple of producers for things that weren't even illegal; one namely for my straight through exhaust being "too loud". I took it to an MOT station the next day, producer in hand, and the MOT tester just laughed at how stupid the cop was for even trying to do me for it as it's completely legal. I have had other bad experiences with the police that are non-car related, that also back up my points as to why I think they're arseholes but I won't go into it on here.

I'm all for stopping drivers who do commit offences, and fair enough If I ever go through a red light or speed then I'll put my hands up and take the points, fine and won't complain about it as it is for a genuine reason.

fair point but i have never had anything said to me by police no convictions or fuck all and i know for a fact that 99.9999% of coppers are tossers and power has got to their fucking head they think they ARE THE LAW and that they have the right to do what THEY want... do u think they're doing their job when they are calling you a tosser and a idiot fucking little prick... no they are saying it because they CAN and DO get away with it they're fucking pricks end of!!!

"I know for a fact". Oh aye...

Why did the police call you a idiot out of interest?

I think that generally speaking if you don't act like a prick, you won't be treated like one. Attitudes go a long way with the police, on both sides.

fair point but i have never had anything said to me by police no convictions or fuck all and i know for a fact that 99.9999% of coppers are tossers and power has got to their fucking head they think they ARE THE LAW and that they have the right to do what THEY want... do u think they're doing their job when they are calling you a tosser and a idiot fucking little prick... no they are saying it because they CAN and DO get away with it they're fucking pricks end of!!!

99.99999% of copper are tossers?

more like 99.9999% of coppers are doing their job, if you're being a clunt then they have a right to pull you for it - it is their job!!

fair point but i have never had anything said to me by police no convictions or fuck all and i know for a fact that 99.9999% of coppers are tossers and power has got to their fucking head they think they ARE THE LAW and that they have the right to do what THEY want... do u think they're doing their job when they are calling you a tosser and a idiot fucking little prick... no they are saying it because they CAN and DO get away with it they're fucking pricks end of!!!

Haha, dickhead!

So let me get this right....

They have never said anything to you, but you have a massive problem with every single one of them?

For saying that I think you deserve to get caught doing something wrong and get banned :lol: And I wouldn't blame the copper if he was calling you a tosser and a idiot (they both mean the same btw ;) )

Can't speak for traffic police, but CSOs used to talk to me like i was dirt. I'm a young male therefore I must be causing trouble, right? Then some twats break into my car or mums car and they treat it like it's nothing because the cars are old.

Also riot police are the scum of the earth.

Riot police are just normal officers in riot gear no?

And surely the people causing the riot are the scum? lol

So I take it everyone on here that thinks all, or most coppers are arseholes have had some kind of ticket / conviction?

Let me get this straight.

You commit an offence, according to the Road Traffic Act.

You get pulled / a letter through the post.

You get 3 points / fine / ban.

Who was in the wrong, and who is doing their job?

I'm not a copper, but I respect the work they do, I've seen / heard too many stories of bad accidents / deaths caused by dangerous driving / driving without due care & attention / non-roadworthy cars.

I'm guessing that's in reply to my post, and no i haven't had any tickets/convictions, my license is completely clean. Just get stopped a lot for no other reason than the fact i'm young and driving a modified car. I've had a couple of producers for things that weren't even illegal; one namely for my straight through exhaust being "too loud". I took it to an MOT station the next day, producer in hand, and the MOT tester just laughed at how stupid the cop was for even trying to do me for it as it's completely legal. I have had other bad experiences with the police that are non-car related, that also back up my points as to why I think they're arseholes but I won't go into it on here.

I'm all for stopping drivers who do commit offences, and fair enough If I ever go through a red light or speed then I'll put my hands up and take the points, fine and won't complain about it as it is for a genuine reason.

It's not in reply to yours, no. It's in reply to all the brainless tw4ts with an attitude problem, and a severe lack of education regarding motoring.

To reply to yours, if you have a beef with them, for whatever reason, fair enough, but it's the guys / girls that consistently speed / drive like a clunt / have no respect that get pulled, then think coppers are wankers for giving them points.

People get killed by speed, and more frequently, driving without due care and attention, it's just the pricks on here have more than likely never witnessed the wrong end of a fatal smash.

some of the illinformed and misguided veiw's in this thread would be funny if they weren't so retarded.

For starters matty the police ARE the law. And how do you 'know for a fact' that they are all wankers if you have never had contact with them? Maybe you watch to many police camera action type programes? :lol:

some of the illinformed and misguided veiw's in this thread would be funny if they weren't so retarded.

For starters matty the police ARE the law. And how do you 'know for a fact' that they are all wankers if you have never had contact with them? Maybe you watch to many police camera action type programes? :lol:

QFT.

I'm also guessing that he (MattyHolmz89) has met every copper in the country also, therefore he can give us all his fully researched and unbiased opinion.

I'm also guessing the cops you are referring to have a very good point, and they've formed their opinion of you for a reason, and you're attitude is shining through like a beacon on here. They think they are the law, because they are the law, and the more grief you give them, the harder they'll be.

Fuckwit.

I should change that sorry.

Fucktard.

Edited by donnyburger

Fair play donnyburger! I agree with you pal.

Think ol' mattyboy is just going on what he's heard on the grapevine happening to people haha. Tip for you mate, don't talk shit!

:lol:

If you have a attitude prepaired to be treated like shit

Lol at mattyboy.

Police are sneaky with the camera's and that. But generally i haven't had any problems with them. When i had my GT it broke down on a rounderbout. One copper helped me out. made the road safe helped me get it recovered and was generally a nice bloke. My car doesnt shout "pull me am illegal" and i dont drive in a way to attract attention or clearly break the law.

Exactly

If you Give attitude your going to get it back, Even if they shouldn't. Would you stand there and just take it without replying in any way?

If it wasn't for these police officers, imagine what the world would be like? I mean its pretty damn bad with them...

Exactly

If you Give attitude your going to get it back, Even if they shouldn't. Would you stand there and just take it without replying in any way?

If it wasn't for these police officers, imagine what the world would be like? I mean its pretty damn bad with them...

true thoughts them, to many people - getting pulled over is an outrage and warrants as much abuse as you can hurl at the coppers.

to the coppers it is what they have to deal with day in and day out. i think after the first month or so they must get pretty tired of it, and whilst it is part of their job.. it doesnt mean they should have to turn the other cheek and let you get away with it.

if you get pulled over and have done nothing wrong, then just be compliant and nothing will become of it. people whining about getting pulled over for 'no reason' or because they seem to fit a 'stereotype', whilst it might seem offensive - just deal with it as that is the way the world is. how many times do you think a copper has pulled someone over fitting a stereotype and actually found something seriously illegal? lots i think, it's how they work.

and if you get pulled over / done for having something illegal then stop your bitching and man up.

its my opinion i walked up road other day after watching a fight that was nothing to do with me or any of my mates some bitch copper grabbed me n asked me why i was walking away from the scene.. i told her I'm going to catch bus she askd me for details being all mouthy with me then mate comes and says nahhh matty u dont hafta answer them u aint done nowt wrong she then started calling him a prick asking him for his details then she decided she was gonna arrest him... iv had alot of problems with police like when my windows got smashed and they said they couldnt do owt even tho i had a convo saved on msn where someone admitted to doing it... is that doing their job?? no it fucking isnt... when my brother got twatted by like 15 people and they said they couldnt arrest anyone because of the amount of paperwork they would have to do wouldnt be worth it... is that doing their job??? no isit fuck as far as I'm concerned if they are decent to me ill be decent with them but they are scum of the earth and you can say what u want =]

you were walking away from the scene of a fight, by getting your details she was doing her job. then your mate starts giving it lip saying you don't have to give your details... cause you do whether you have done some thing or not, if the police ask for your name and you refuse then you are breaking the law.

your windows got smashed and the only proof of who it was was a msn conversation, how is that going to stand up in court? :lol: (see below)

gutted about your bro but its not the old bill's fault, shit like this happens all the time and its down to the CPS, they decide if a case is worth pursuing or not, they way up the chance of a conviction and the cost of taking it to court, if they don't think its worth it then charges will not be bought. its shit mate but it couldn't be further from the polices fault, do you think it don't piss them off as much as it does you? imagine what it must be like to spend hour upon hour, filling out forms, taking statements ect ect, then even though they know who did it and after all the work they put into it, the CPS turn around and say nah this isn't worth it. it must be proper demoralizing.

the police are not the problem, its the system, the police just get the blunt end of it from both the public and there superiors...

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