and when you give way to some one thay dont eaven give you a wave to say thanks.. maners cost nothing

i ALWAYS give way, and when people dont say thanks, it really fucks me off, how rude are some people! that doess my head in, good mind to punch the twats :)

Oh yes, top ten thing to annoy me for sure. doesnt take 2 seconds for a quick wave.

had this once, where i was following a women doing 50 in a 60 as soon as their was a straight safe road to overtake, as I was overtaking she sped upto around 70/75 to make a point of me ovetaking?? Women drivers are the worst, least you know what to expect with men in bigger cars ( being dicks) and chavs (also being dicks), women are so unpredictable.

I've had that too but when i stopped to ask them about their driving, they accussed ME of speeding! I was behind you ffs. How can i be speeding?

women are so unpredictable.

thay shore are

women are so unpredictable.

thay shore are

Ross you get laid more than any man I've ever met...you obviously know the secret to their unpredictability.

women are so unpredictable.

thay shore are

Ross you get laid more than any man I've ever met...you obviously know the secret to their unpredictability.

Yeah...he likes dangerous outdoor sex,it's the "could get caught" that does it for him.

thats the worst mental image any man could have before bed time

buster, you bastard lol

women are so unpredictable.

thay shore are

Ross you get laid more than any man I've ever met...you obviously know the secret to their unpredictability.

Yeah...he likes dangerous outdoor sex,it's the "could get caught" that does it for him.

Not really for me then, my willy looks small in a warm environment nevermind outside in the cold.

women are so unpredictable.

thay shore are

Ross you get laid more than any man I've ever met...you obviously know the secret to their unpredictability.

Yeah...he likes dangerous outdoor sex,it's the "could get caught" that does it for him.

shut up scott... its when you get caught by a police man and a dog foming at the mouth you cant just say "sorry i fell over"

steaven you just have to stay one step a head off them and play them at the same game..

women are so unpredictable.

thay shore are

Ross you get laid more than any man I've ever met...you obviously know the secret to their unpredictability.

Yeah...he likes dangerous outdoor sex,it's the "could get caught" that does it for him.

shut up scott... its when you get caught by a police man and a dog foming at the mouth you cant just say "sorry i fell over"

steaven you just have to stay one step a head off them and play them at the same game..

Its getting them to even start playing with me I find hard haha.

I think when you get to 60 you need to resit your driving test. Would take about 90% of the old sods off the road!

I have a haterid of people who try and pick on me when i'm out in the Skoda!

If i'm out in the Polo I never seem to have that problem. (other than when I have to creep over a speed bump - the guy behide me came scraming over the speed bump like it wasnt there - realised I was going about 10 miles an hour slammed on his brake lost control and slammed into the kerb and buckled his wheel. then came and gave me a mouth full outside my work. So i laughted at him in his face and said "Its called a speed bump for a reason!")

The Skoda just seems to attract all the stupid drivers. They fly passed me then pull in front of me and drop down to 40mph - I accelerate to overtake and they speed up. Or they sit so close to me - but they get smogged!

The Skoda just seems to attract all the stupid drivers. They fly passed me then pull in front of me and drop down to 40mph - I accelerate to overtake and they speed up. Or they sit so close to me - but they get smogged!

probely coss all the lights on the scoda thay think "fuck the police are using these things now" and slow down

Those nice people who shout or try squirting people with stuff wilst bombing about in clios and shite.

dont know the width of the vehicle they're in!

and people who are 'the worlds best driver because their car is expensive'

they have special rights.

like when roads go into one and its like signs '200 yards' and some idiot will ALWAYS hoon down the outisde, wait and indicate left.

saw an rs6 do this the other day, we were all in traffic =\

Alex

Can if they want, and if I'm sat at the front in a £70 Mk2 Polo they can carry on and drive into it. Knock-for-knock claim, they can sort theirs, I'll sort mine.

Everyone else who is on the road the same time as me!

I hate almost everyone that drives on the road...because I believe these days no one can actually drive.

I say this because I highly believe my style of driving is correct whereas everyone else on the road seems to disagree apart from a few friends.

For example:

In 30mph zones I stick religiously to 30mph...this seems to annoy everyone who is tailgating behind me, but as soon as a roundabout or corner comes...I'll continue doing 30mph round that and everyone behind me backs off, why?

Still in 30 zones...if I see a national speed sign approach, I'll often select 2nd gear, as I come level with the sign I'll accelerate to a speed that I want to travel at.

This process looses all the tailgaters but finds me on the tails of those who did not do 30mph through the town or city we were just in. These said people are now doing 45mph on a supposed 60mph road. So I'll adopt the overtaking position behind them and select 3rd gear and wait for a suitable gap in oncoming traffic to pass them.

When a gap appears I'll pass them as quickly as my car will accelerate and carry on on my journey.

But this has often seen me get signs displayed to me from the cars drivers or headlights flashed at me, why?

They are doing 45mph in a 60mph zone...I want to do 60...ish. In my eyes thats better driving than the 40 in a 30 they were doing previously.

Anyway I travel along say a 4 mile stretch of national road and I come to a town again...I'll slow down to 30mph BEFORE the signs (some people don't seem to grasp the concept of doing 30mph as you pass the sign) and travel through the town at 30mph. About 2-3 minutes in this town I'll find I'm being tailgated by a car I overtook in the national zone as they have stuck at 45mph until they have got to me.

These kinds of drivers I encounter everyday I drive my car, and I fucking hate them all!!!

Rant over!!

Steven :)

You speak the truth sir, I feel your pain.

just realised, doesnt a thread like this appear at least once a month?

I hate people who think they have more right to be on a road than a 25ton refuse truck. I mean on a single track road, they expect us to take to the verge! Errrr dumbass, we'll sink on that.

Fuckers who acelerate at you! I was turning right on the roundabout plenty of gap from the other car which was just coming on to the roundabout I went and as I looked right when going on he was flying towards me in in his range rover! I didn't quite understand his need to accelerate at me when there was miles of room in the first place! Sorry if I make no sense in illterate!

Old people

Chavs

BMW and Audi drivers

Old people in Micras (and it is always Micras)

The "I shall do 45mph regardless of what road I'm on" people.

Lorry drivers who never check their blind spots...

I had a lorry try and turn right into me. It was on a bit of dual carriageway that was ending, as in, the signs telling you to merge were right there, and as I'm overtaking a lorry getting ready to merge to the left, he suddenly starts indicating right. I think "fuck that" and give it some to get in front of the lorry as he nearly clips the back of me, and he flashes ME like I did something wrong!

Old people

Chavs

BMW and Audi drivers

Old people in Micras (and it is always Micras)

The "I shall do 45mph regardless of what road I'm on" people.

Lorry drivers who never check their blind spots...

I had a lorry try and turn right into me. It was on a bit of dual carriageway that was ending, as in, the signs telling you to merge were right there, and as I'm overtaking a lorry getting ready to merge to the left, he suddenly starts indicating right. I think "fuck that" and give it some to get in front of the lorry as he nearly clips the back of me, and he flashes ME like I did something wrong!

I've wrote my instrcutors old pug 207 having this done, by a arriva bus driver, wrote the pug off and he admitted he didnt check his blind spot as i was overtaking

Totally ripped the wing off and bought the whole left front suspension set up out and back and creased the door

bet its because there in a bigger veihcle means they dont have to check

And not all audi drivers are tossers, my dad owns one and is clearly driving it due to it being VAG and its performance figures hes not a idiot on roads, yeah when a cock comes up in there chaved up saxo or even (the worst we had) a Lotus Carlton - if we happened to break would of instantly hit us, in that case my dad will select SPORT on the DSG gearbox and pull away to minimise any risk of crash

I think the worst drivers are people who let other drivers annoy them.

what is the crack

with people who cant even do the speed limit down country lanes, then dont reduce their speed in villages where theyer more likely to kill someone. so they're well keen for going like 50 in 30's but wont go 60 or 70 :S

and people who are determined to sit in the middle/outside lane of the motorway when theyres fuck all else around! if your not over taking you should really be in the inside lane!

If theres noone else around on a motorway at night I often travel in the middle lane (or outside lane on dual carraigeway) because if something comes out from your left you've got a much better chance of seeing it in more time and avoiding it (I'm thinking deer, foxes, things that cause damage! if it comes from the right you'll generally have plenty of warning as you see it cross the other lanes) If someone comes they can easily use the outside lane or if its a few vehicles or I'm on a dual carraigeway I just pull left for them to pass :) I've been told by a traffic cop this is good practice!

On the other hand when there IS traffic on the motorway i hate people who sit in the middle lane! hogging it blocking everything up when they could easily pull left in the GIANT gap between the two lorries they are 'overtaking' at roughly +3mph, dude! get over!

Whats wrong with lotus carltons??!!

Monster of a car back in the day! there was talk of them being made illegal and shit like that! epic retro beast :p

nothing wrong with bmw drivers lol

i must admit, you dont want to be behind me when I'm not in a hurry!!

if you come right up my ass, i will slow down, and whats even worse, i have a huge sticker on my rear window saying "Welcome to the slow lane"

just for the icing on the cake

mwhahaha

but i am considerate when it comes to it, i do let buses pull out, i give way whenever i can and always wave to thank other drivers.

so i can be annoying, but I'm sensible!!

Everyone else who is on the road the same time as me!

I hate almost everyone that drives on the road...because I believe these days no one can actually drive.

I say this because I highly believe my style of driving is correct whereas everyone else on the road seems to disagree apart from a few friends.

For example:

In 30mph zones I stick religiously to 30mph...this seems to annoy everyone who is tailgating behind me, but as soon as a roundabout or corner comes...I'll continue doing 30mph round that and everyone behind me backs off, why?

Still in 30 zones...if I see a national speed sign approach, I'll often select 2nd gear, as I come level with the sign I'll accelerate to a speed that I want to travel at.

This process looses all the tailgaters but finds me on the tails of those who did not do 30mph through the town or city we were just in. These said people are now doing 45mph on a supposed 60mph road. So I'll adopt the overtaking position behind them and select 3rd gear and wait for a suitable gap in oncoming traffic to pass them.

When a gap appears I'll pass them as quickly as my car will accelerate and carry on on my journey.

But this has often seen me get signs displayed to me from the cars drivers or headlights flashed at me, why?

They are doing 45mph in a 60mph zone...I want to do 60...ish. In my eyes thats better driving than the 40 in a 30 they were doing previously.

Anyway I travel along say a 4 mile stretch of national road and I come to a town again...I'll slow down to 30mph BEFORE the signs (some people don't seem to grasp the concept of doing 30mph as you pass the sign) and travel through the town at 30mph. About 2-3 minutes in this town I'll find I'm being tailgated by a car I overtook in the national zone as they have stuck at 45mph until they have got to me.

These kinds of drivers I encounter everyday I drive my car, and I fucking hate them all!!!

Rant over!!

Steven :)

very good. you and I are very simular! :)

another thing:

i ALWAYS indicate.

dont care if its 3 in the morning on an empty highway.

its just bad form not to.

I believe that if you dont indicate, its like chewing with your mouth open.

additionally, on the highway, I always make sure to move to the right as soon as I pass some one (like you guys would move to the left in the UK). i HATE people that stay in the fast lane, when doing 100km/h.

gtfomf!

old people

old people and mini cab drivers I CANNOT ABIDE BEING BEHIND A CAB they just about do the speed limit but then just stop in the middle of the road look in their rearview realise your there then put the indicator on AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH