I feel sick just reading that

I have a mate that works at tesco's, doing the reductions on the nearly out of date stuff. If i go in when he's working and theres anything worth having then he will do a 99% reduction for me. The checkout staff dont bat an eyelid

once I did 15 double cheeseburgers four large fries and a supersize choco milkshake! All for a bet (that I lost) if I finished 18 and the fries and shake, I stood to win £30 off the lads and and a free meal off the maccies crew, my gullet can't physically handle 16, it's clinically impossible! Even on epic munchies!

I have a mate that works at tesco's, doing the reductions on the nearly out of date stuff. If i go in when he's working and theres anything worth having then he will do a 99% reduction for me. The checkout staff dont bat an eyelid

I used to know a lad that slipped me 200-packs of regal into the bottom of my inconspicuous bag of shopping in return for a henry!

edit: missed the bag bit

Edited 22 November, 200916 yr by danny6n

Hahaha that's rape! Magic trees are crap air freshners anyway, run out in like a week

California Scent FTW

b-shaw told be amount a cool error to save money, if you brought a can of relentless it was like £1.50 but if you brought a copy of the sun at the same time it was coming up as £1.20 for the lot, so obviously I did.

Once scanned a game at work priced like £5 and the computer said "change due £100000"

Hahaha that's rape! Magic trees are crap air freshners anyway, run out in like a week

California Scent FTW

Keep meaning to get one! Cinnamon scented car sounds amazing.

Edited 22 November, 200916 yr by bondbill2k2

Once scanned a game at work priced like £5 and the computer said "change due £100000"

bought some spray paint from halfords the other day, should of been 7.50, lad scanned it and it came up as 4.50, happy days

Danny6n, i bet you were hungry again 10 mins after eating 15 maccy d burgers

Edited 22 November, 200916 yr by McLOVIN

Whats all this stupid ''FAIL'' bollocks about?

Whats all this stupid ''FAIL'' bollocks about?

you fail

Seriously, everywhere you look, fail this, fail that. I was in town the other day and slipped on some loose gravel on the pavement, no biggie at all and carried on about my business, i heard one young lad say to his mate ''Ha what a fail'' and some young kid walking past me just yelled ''FAIL'', i wanted to smack the gobby little shite tbh.

Its on the TV, the radio, the newsapapers, magazines and most of all on every fucking car forum where every other post seems to be some stupid pointless shite reffering to somebodys ''epic fail'', i can only assume its going to be some irritating short lived fad that no weve no doubt inherited from the Yanks

Ps, sorry for the rant.

Edited 22 November, 200916 yr by R1CH

Asda had a silly promotion on a while back...think its been spotted now though but:

You got a 500ml Irn Bru for £0.68 or 2 for £1...but if you went to the other side of the shop a 1L bottle was £0.78 standard price no offer

I remember last xmas at Morrisons when 2 500ml of pepsi was £1.60 and in the drinks isle it was buy 1 get 2 free on Pepsi 2L at £1.58

On a similar note, I saw this in Tesco the other day...

Thats reasonable acctually, It says 330ml/500ml, A 500ml bottle cost 95p on average (Yes i stack the drinks at work ), So you would save, But the 330ml should not be in the promo :)

the 330ml should because you could buy a 500ml lucozade with it and still save on the overall cost

y when u could just get two lucozades for £1.60

I was in town the other day and slipped on some loose gravel on the pavement, no biggie at all and carried on about my business, i heard one young lad say to his mate ''Ha what a fail'' and some young kid walking past me just yelled ''FAIL'', i wanted to smack the gobby little shite tbh.

EPIC FAIL!!!!1

i think your right about it coming from the yanks though, guess it'll be all forgotten about once another fade comes along...

I was in town the other day and slipped on some loose gravel on the pavement, no biggie at all and carried on about my business, i heard one young lad say to his mate ''Ha what a fail'' and some young kid walking past me just yelled ''FAIL'', i wanted to smack the gobby little shite tbh.

EPIC FAIL!!!!1

i think your right about it coming from the yanks though, guess it'll be all forgotten about once another fade comes along...

You fail 11111111!!!

:lol:

We often have price fails at work, but they are normally good.

Example.

for 2 weeks we had quality street cartons at £2 each. then the offer changed over on the Wednesday, they went back to normal price but where on 2 for £4.20 or something.

But what happened was, the old promotion for £2 didn't change so when 2 where scanned through the till both promotions came up so you got 2 for 60p

As you can guess, all of my mates are getting quality street for Christmas hahaha!

this thread is a Fail of biblical proportions

your face is a epic forum fail

Asda had a silly promotion on a while back...think its been spotted now though but:

You got a 500ml Irn Bru for £0.68 or 2 for £1...but if you went to the other side of the shop a 1L bottle was £0.78 standard price no offer

I remember last xmas at Morrisons when 2 500ml of pepsi was £1.60 and in the drinks isle it was buy 1 get 2 free on Pepsi 2L at £1.58

On a similar note, I saw this in Tesco the other day...

Thats reasonable acctually, It says 330ml/500ml, A 500ml bottle cost 95p on average (Yes i stack the drinks at work ), So you would save, But the 330ml should not be in the promo :)

the 330ml should because you could buy a 500ml lucozade with it and still save on the overall cost

y when u could just get two lucozades for £1.60

Maybe you don't want two...

Buy one then?

seems to be a fairly simple answer.

I bought 2x 2 Litres of coke today, i only wanted one 500ml.

I'm a sucker for an offer.

I bought 2x 2 Litres of coke today, i only wanted one 500ml.

I'm a sucker for an offer.

Same, morrisons do six pack of lucozade bottles for £1.73. keep buying them then realising i have no way of transporting it on my jump bike and consequently drink them all and need a piss an get really hyper.

I meant to buy a can of coke FFS!

When i was working full time i spent £20 on lucozade in a week.

I'm terrible for it, i bought a bottle of Domestos the other day because it is a pound, what the fook do i want with bleach!

your face is a epic forum fail

oh man that cut deep

Deep into the face of forum fail.

once I did 15 double cheeseburgers four large fries and a supersize choco milkshake! All for a bet (that I lost) if I finished 18 and the fries and shake, I stood to win £30 off the lads and and a free meal off the maccies crew, my gullet can't physically handle 16, it's clinically impossible! Even on epic munchies!

woah! u got a pizza hut buffet record?

i used to be amazing at eating back in school. beat all the fat kids with my proven technique of take hundreds of smaller bites as opposed to trying to eat it all in one go.

Fortunately my skills have transferred to the world of drinking, can destroy a 500 can in about 17 seconds. can do a pint glass in 12.