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^^^ Bit harsh mate dont you think?.. The guys obviously a little shaken by this then you come out with he's my hero! :thumbsdown:

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a bit aye, but hes got plenty of sympathy from ours, i dont feel the need to be empathic about. people cutting across lanes to get to an exit pisses me off to the nth degree and there is no excuse for it, late or not late

and right, ok he apologised for a stupid maneouver, by cutting into traffic that has been waiting to get off at an exit, so you can imagine the person behind is pissed off, so they overtake you and cut you up. thats an eye for an eye.

you then decided to overtake them and cut them up? why. you just cut them up again, for the 2nd time, when it you who was in the wrong.

lucky it wasnt a miserable copper as you could have got you with something, this time it was just a nutter.

its a shame you didnt get his reg, and you could report him, he did go a bit far, he could have just slowed you and made you stop, had a word and moved on, but times money for man in vans!

i had some fat fuck in a vectra beeping her horn at me because i was stood at the front of a set of lights, box sectioned area and traffic in the clear ahead across the junction. obviously I'm not going to block the junction, for the sake of moving 3 foot forward, when cars need to take the one way left turn across our paths!

so i kindly gave her the idiot sign, and moved on when the road was clear ahead so i could clear the box junction. bitchtits in the car behind is lived, cuts someone up in the outside lane just to overtake me and cut me up, and proceeded to fail to try and do some angry hand signals, looked like she was attempting to do a siloette rabbit! anyway i just left the bint to it, although i had visions in my head of getting out and letting her windscreen meet mr torque wrench, but she was big enough to sit on me until the police came so i thought unwise move!

one my way to pick my little brother and sister up i was coming of the motorway m4 at junction 15 and was on second lane coming off as there was a big cue and i cut infront of a ford kuga? i think and YES i no this was wrong and i put my hand up to appoligise but i was in a rush about 40 minutes late to pick my silblings up! :-( they continued to flash and beep and cut me up sadly i didnt get a number plate... i over took then and quickly pulled across to come of the a419 its only about a 600yd strech of road then this RANDOM van driver cut infront of me and started to slow down :? he pulled across the flow lane from the roundabout after the exit of the a419 and then rammed my car! which is a shitty 106!! and then slowed down and then sped up behind me i stopped and he said "i dont have anyone driving like that on my watch" I'm pritty shocked and confussed :crybaby: he took my name and adress and claimed he was going to report me :S the car is fine no damage what so ever :S but i didnt get any details and cant remember the company name on his van

any help i would seriously be greatfull for about what to do :/

still very shocked :/

haven't read the replies dude....but please tell me you were stupid enough to give him your details???:lol:

I would have just been like....who the fuck are you!!!

if he hit your car then report him for fleeing the scene of an accident, if you got his number plate. The police will be more interested in that than they would in whatever he has to say about you cutting someone up.

But also, don't drive like a cock and people wont get mad at you, being in a rush in no excuse.

if you weren't such a pussy, you'd have twatted him for it.

Next time, man up.

if you weren't such a pussy, you'd have twatted him for it.

Next time, man up.

lol?

if you weren't such a pussy, you'd have twatted him for it.

Next time, man up.

Glad someone said what I was thinking...

Hahah^

couldent put it any better

yeh there are alot of mouthy c u n t s around you just need to stay cool, then who is the winner

saying that I have had some angry times on the road, one being when some idiot in a 40k BMW couldent read the road and stoped in the right lane trying to get into the left hand lane which goes the same way, I'm allready in the left and Dident want to let him go because there was no need, so carryed on only about 20 and he beeped me and I saw him call me a idiot in my mirror. Now I had not had a joint that day yet so was a easyly wound up lol so I stuck my finger up at him, he pulls up next to me thinking he is a big man cus he has got a BMW tells me to follow him, I fliped out and said " your the one who is shit at driving don't blame me for you mistakes now fuck of you silly c u n t" grabed a screw driver and said now fuck off or I will stab you, not that I would but this guys arrogance and cockyness had got to me. People seem to think they are invinceible in their cars so the best thing to do is ignore them and stay cool, end of the day it is quite sad to get into a fight while driving it's much more fun to piss them off even more and blast away from them when you have had enough.

i really feel like installing a rear mounted camera in my car that is recording all the time, that way, i have a record of what happened and his number plate and his ugly face sat behind the steering wheel - he gets done for driving like a cock and I can laugh at him... win win for me!

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if you weren't such a pussy, you'd have twatted him for it.

Next time, man up.

i actually will :lol: i no its shit shouldnt have done it basicly KARMA for being a dick :/ lucky was no damage and i wish i did get details... would be much easier to report with them hopefully he is local so i will be on the look out for his van

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one my way to pick my little brother and sister up i was coming of the motorway m4 at junction 15 and was on second lane coming off as there was a big cue and i cut infront of a ford kuga? i think and YES i no this was wrong and i put my hand up to appoligise but i was in a rush about 40 minutes late to pick my silblings up! :-( they continued to flash and beep and cut me up sadly i didnt get a number plate... i over took then and quickly pulled across to come of the a419 its only about a 600yd strech of road then this RANDOM van driver cut infront of me and started to slow down :? he pulled across the flow lane from the roundabout after the exit of the a419 and then rammed my car! which is a shitty 106!! and then slowed down and then sped up behind me i stopped and he said "i dont have anyone driving like that on my watch" I'm pritty shocked and confussed :crybaby: he took my name and adress and claimed he was going to report me :S the car is fine no damage what so ever :S but i didnt get any details and cant remember the company name on his van

any help i would seriously be greatfull for about what to do :/

still very shocked :/

haven't read the replies dude....but please tell me you were stupid enough to give him your details???:lol:

I would have just been like....who the fuck are you!!!

i gave my name and adress : :paranoid: wasnt really sure what to do

reminds me of when i was on oxford road once and i was with the gf

someone got annoyed because i didnt slow down to a stop to let him change lane out of the bus lane, when i was rolling upto the red lights

he comes up next to my window saying hes gonna smash my car up thinking hes a proper gangster

couldnt help but laugh at him, because:

1. i am not intimidating at all yet thought he looked like a moist pharell williams wannabe who i could probably beat down

2. he thought he was a G driving a merc A-class [a car my mrs used to have for a week and got rid of coz she hated it :lol: ]

3. he didnt get out of the car and just sat there mouthing off

i dont really bother threatening people back, because that makes you as bad as them tbh

i find that laughing at them for being a bellend winds them up enough to make me feel like i have the moral high ground then just leave

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i gave my name and adress : :paranoid: wasnt really sure what to do

Just pause, tell him it's time for him to meet Mr Chainsaw; leave the car calm as anything, and go towards the boot.

Then, watch him flee.

My mate carries a chainsaw in his van for some reason. He tells me he's a carpenter.

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i gave my name and adress : :paranoid: wasnt really sure what to do

Just pause, tell him it's time for him to meet Mr Chainsaw; leave the car calm as anything, and go towards the boot.

Then, watch him flee.

My mate carries a chainsaw in his van for some reason. He tells me he's a carpenter.

haha thats epic!! my friend keeps a shot gun in his boot (hes a farmer) scared the life out of me with it when i went to get the football from the boot one day!

A Cumbrian joke would not be suitable.

hahaa.

i really feel like installing a rear mounted camera in my car that is recording all the time, that way, i have a record of what happened and his number plate and his ugly face sat behind the steering wheel - he gets done for driving like a cock and I can laugh at him... win win for me!

little cameras are cheap enough to buy as well as 12v video players or a gizmo to burn it to a memory stick

I'm from the same area as you dude, theres some right fools on the road round Swindon, more so than other places i find. I deal with the aftermath of sillyness in cars and some of the stories are beyond words. Hope youre ok man, its easy for people to sit here and say "i wouldve" too.

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I'm from the same area as you dude, theres some right fools on the road round Swindon, more so than other places i find. I deal with the aftermath of sillyness in cars and some of the stories are beyond words. Hope youre ok man, its easy for people to sit here and say "i wouldve" too.

yeh cheers some real assholes on the roads :evil: what car do yo drive might have seen it about?

I spend all day on the road and some people are even stupid enough to pick a fight with a bin truck.

1.5ton car Vs 25ton truck? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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I spend all day on the road and some people are even stupid enough to pick a fight with a bin truck.

1.5ton car Vs 25ton truck? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

:lol: what fools there just waiting to be crushed!

i really feel like installing a rear mounted camera in my car that is recording all the time, that way, i have a record of what happened and his number plate and his ugly face sat behind the steering wheel - he gets done for driving like a cock and I can laugh at him... win win for me!

little cameras are cheap enough to buy as well as 12v video players or a gizmo to burn it to a memory stick

And have an even more 'Big Brother' state?

i was still majorly shocked that someone would ram a car thats a fucking L reg!!! :lol: and he had a citroen berlingo van!

Why would anyone ram any car? Whats it being an L reg got to do with anything? lol That sentence would have made sense if you'd said a 56 plate or something newish.

Who cares about an L reg shitter...i bet if you had a new car the van driver wouldn't have rammed you.

Had a bit of this last night, got chased by a black cab last night for calling him a nice person. Basically the daft idiot tried pulling a u turn w/o indicating, started shotuing 'youve got l plates on you silly idiot', next thing i know I'm being chased down bury new road by him. Only just got away by jibbing off into cheetham hill tesco and fucking off towards the hospital. tooo many angry bastards out there, take it on the chin.

one my way to pick my little brother and sister up i was coming of the motorway m4 at junction 15 and was on second lane coming off as there was a big cue and i cut infront of a ford kuga? i think and YES i no this was wrong and i put my hand up to appoligise but i was in a rush about 40 minutes late to pick my silblings up! :-( they continued to flash and beep and cut me up sadly i didnt get a number plate... i over took then and quickly pulled across to come of the a419 its only about a 600yd strech of road then this RANDOM van driver cut infront of me and started to slow down :? he pulled across the flow lane from the roundabout after the exit of the a419 and then rammed my car! which is a shitty 106!! and then slowed down and then sped up behind me i stopped and he said "i dont have anyone driving like that on my watch" I'm pritty shocked and confussed :crybaby: he took my name and adress and claimed he was going to report me :S the car is fine no damage what so ever :S but i didnt get any details and cant remember the company name on his van

any help i would seriously be greatfull for about what to do :/

still very shocked :/

i think he had been playing a bit too much of GTA

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