After some digging I've found a pic of Joshs mk2, from polo show :-D

Pic stolen from Alex

that pic looks like saf just locked his keys in lol

Mines cut in half :(

such a tempting idea.

mine smells a bit :s

After some digging I've found a pic of Saf cleaning his car, from polo show

Pic stolen from Alex

mines probably a lot shorter than most peoples on here, but i doubt many have as much girth as me

3" straight through, this slut could take a horses dong with ease

I have as much girth, as standard

Edited 14 September, 201016 yr by goose

Fire has been shooting out of my exhaust recently.

Should probably get it checked....

mines red at the bottom and dirty at the end because i don't clean it...

mine is useless, it's so small and stinks of cheese, the girls just laugh at it.

mine is rattely and rusty :S

Mine is getting to that age where it has uncontrolable moisture seapage

You sure you didnt reverse over a wheelbarrow?

that pic looks like saf just locked his keys in lol

Nah, looking for rizla as usual

anyway.........

Mines quite stiff, pops alot and has a squished end

Edited 16 September, 201016 yr by G-sus

mine got gravel rash on the end when the rubber snapped :)

Mine leaks water all over the place every morning

glad i started this thread just read it after a long week of endless welding its more hillarious than i origonaly thought it would be

does sound like an add for erectile dysfunction

Mine has two holes when it's only supposed to have one :S

mine has a hole in the middle and had been welded a few times...

Mine bangs some of the bigger humps I can't get round, and it blows pretty well now.

Mines had its tip cut off

mines been chopped up and turned inside out to act as an inlet manifold

this was done when it was only a wee loon.

it was circumsized :p

mine makes children cry and old people jump. on several occasions

mines painted black and leaking black water from places its not meant to