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Tailgators...The bane of my life!

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If they can undertake it means there space for you to move to the left. unless you are making progress on another car.

It still serpises me how man people drive in the middle lane on an empty motorway at say 2am. :roll:

I'm not a lane hog! but they usually try and just end up the arse of someone in the middle lane instead

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i wasnt impying you was mate, it realy does my tits in too...

Just best letting the twats go by, soon enough they wil tialgate a unmorked copper.

Another story:

I was at a police station a while back for a producer, a woman was at the desk screaming about a fine she got for tailgating saying it doesnt matter how close i was, i never touched the car in front :lol:

At the end of the day even if i'm in a rush and the person in front is doing the limit i'll just stick behind them the way i see it their stopping me from gettin fined

I've found i get tailgated alot more in my lowered loud polo then my old corsa

if someone's doing 40 on a 60 limit and it's quiet, i'll just boot it (in a 1.0 6n2) and overtake them.

Don't see the point in tailgating.

Now i'm going to be a hipocrite and say that i do occasionally tailgate but that's only ever people doing 20 in a 30, when they could quite easily do 30 (and it's safe to do so!)

I know the speed limit isn't a target but why say it's not a target and then shape and colour it like one!

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A mate of mine had this, some bird in a Polo was tailgating him in his Discovery, she kept getting closer and closer until he saw her hand go to her mouth and her do an emergency stop.

Sadly don't think she noticed the NATO towing jaw that sticks out 18" behind his truck :roll:

Always get this. Mostly because I'm driving a loud and low Saxo vtr at the moment haha.

I had it when it had just started snowing. I was driving up a hill to some lights which were red so I slowed hoping they would turn green before i got there.

Some guy behind me started beeping and flashing his lights. Pulled up next to me at the traffic lights and started swearing at me. I hate it.

In the end I just remember they tailgate me, I brake, they hit me from behind. I claim "Injuries" and then I get a new car instead of my french can :)

It always seems to be the older man in a BMW or Audi as well. And then us teenagers get the blame for it.

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There`s one really good way to deal with a tailgator, slow down

I force them to either suck it up and love it or overtake me. If their a complete retard I wait for them to overtake and then speed up, yes I`m a c*nt

When I drove fast cars on normal roads I used to slow down till I was just crawling in 2nd gear, blocking the road so they couldn't overtake. Most got the message after a while and dropped back. If they tried to overtake I just accelerated and sat at the side of them waving whilst they got increasingly scared as they were going faster and faster on the wrong side of the road.

Matt

dont you realise how stupid that is?

i usually find it rather funny some man about 40 year old in a bmw did it to me the other day i just slowed right down and laughed while i looked at him in my mirrors, lets just say he didnt look pleased. also you can buy a sticker of ebay which says "my brakes are good, hows your insurance?" lol

Yano what really grinds my gears? When I'm crawling over a speed bump trying not to loose my sump on the way over and some t*sser with no regard for his own car or Anybody elses safety is trying to get over the speed bump at same time as me !

Sorry for having. Decked car mate but I'd be going over speed bumps slowly even if I had a 4x4 I like my cars :)

I usually just stick to the limit and if they wanna be dangerous thats up to them. If its a road with more than one lane I just pull across and let them get past. If they want to endanger there own life then leave them to it. Why would I want my life and my car to be any part of it?

I hate people who speed up when you are overtaking them.

Since I wouldn't be overtaking them in the first place if they were doing the speed limit. Twats.

because the person behind me is annoyed about having a small penis....

are you actually that much of a fool? owning a G i come up to so many things in the outside lane, i have a fast car, it gets driven fast. its the same with everyone else. nothing to do with trying to make your penis appear larger in any way. (there are things on the internet for that ;) haha) as for the flashing thing, i never used to mind it unless i couldn't get out the way. started doing it recently and it makes driving at high speed so much easier.

Intact i need to edit this. this thread is a joke, people saying they slow right down in 2nd gear? what the point in that, your just pissing people off and achieving nothing?

i think most people in this thread don't own high performance cars (now i own a G and i dont class that as one of them) these fast cars are not dangerous at high speed. let people do what they want. bar the risks in the law breaking the speed limit (on motorways at least) is not dangerous. these seemingly twatish bmw/merc drivers you talk of are the same as the people in germany passing me quickly while i was doing 120mph. they know what they are doing, get out of their way and dont piss people for no reason.

This will all change when you all grow up and get cars that are actually fast and comfortably safe at those speeds.

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Thats got to be the most ridiculous post I have read in a long while

You're trying to tell me that 120mph in a mk3 G40 is safe? Just LOL

Seriously though, even if the car can handle the speed it means shit all if the person behind the wheel is an idiot? or even worse have a big ego?

Oh yeah and as for the "growing up" part, I think you need to do some of that yourself after reading that post. I have owned a mk2 gti (not as fast as a G i know but its still faster than a lot of cars out there) and just because it had the power their, didnt make me want to boot it everywhere. In fact it made me want to drive slower really, just so that people didn't see me flying past and think "dick head"

Just because you have a faster car than someone else, doesn't mean you have the right to exceed the speed limit in order to continue going faster. Speed limits are their to keep people safe at the end of the day. And even if you are a good driver, it doesn't mean that school run mum is always going to see you bombing along the fast lane to overtake. What happens when your doing a over 100mph and they don't see you and decide they are also going to overtake at the same time?

Seriously though, even if the car can handle the speed it means shit all if the person behind the wheel is an idiot? or even worse have a big ego?

Ok, did i say i was in the G at that time? no. I was driving a new Passat TDi estate, which is monumentally safer and more stable at 120 than the G is at even 90

secondly, I'm not talking about who has rights to do what instead of others. I'm just saying get out of there way. Once you drive modern cars you realise that the 70mph isn't fast anymore - it was when it came around in the 60's. Even small 'low-end' cars are incredibly stable compared to anything from the early 90's, and these "older guys" who drive bmw's and merc's have the road experience much higher than that of most people on here.

Lastly, school run mum doesn't see me? her fault. she should take the safety and responsibility of her children into he own hands and drive carefully. Because we have a 70mph limit people assume that anything above that is stupidly dangerous. In germany (which i have a lot of experience driving there) the standard of driving is just much higher.

edit. I'm not trying to say everyone should speed and anyone who doesnt is a pussy btw. I'm all for people doing whatever speed they feel is best at that time, but just let people who's speed they feel is best at the time through.

one more thing. about the "growing up" part. not telling people to grow up. I'm saying people's opinion will change when they grow up and get bigger, faster cars.

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this thread is a joke,

Hey!! Leave my thread alone, if you don't like it...beat it :finger:

to be fair mate i wouldn't go flashing your lights at someone doing the speed limit because that can blind people causing accidents, why don't you do as the germans do( you claim to have been on an autobahn) and pull out and keep the indicator on? people get the message. or don't you indicate? you seem like a nob so i'd imagine you don't.

to be fair mate i wouldn't go flashing your lights at someone doing the speed limit because that can blind people causing accidents, why don't you do as the germans do( you claim to have been on an autobahn) and pull out and keep the indicator on? people get the message. or don't you indicate? you seem like a nob so i'd imagine you don't.

people flash on the autobahn as well, dont speak to me as if its a false claim. i dont flash people much at all and if i do its from quite far off.

people drive at different speeds, some people are polite about it some arn't - its just stupid when people think tailgators are worse than people who purposefully slow down when they are being tailgated, just to annoy other people.

i've grown up with fast driving so my opinions may be very different to others, discussing things over the internet is always harder than in person.

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i've grown up with fast driving so my opinions may be very different to others,

wow! Please god, don't let me be on the road next to this guy.. i value life too much!

That washer jet trick is legend, might modify mine just to spray out the back!

i've grown up with fast driving so my opinions may be very different to others,

wow! Please god, don't let me be on the road next to this guy.. i value life too much!

*sigh*

i've grown up with fast driving so my opinions may be very different to others,

wow! Please god, don't let me be on the road next to this guy.. i value life too much!

*sigh*

LOL I hope i didn't encourage this abuse with my earlier post :roll: But i think Justin, most people on here are of the "low and slow" mentality.

But I think I see what you was trying to say. That its just as bad to slow right down as it is to flash someone etc etc.?

I think what Mikey was saying earlier is true. Who gives a flying fuck what people are doing behind you, its whats going on in front thats most important lol

I tailgate all the time...i consider it a perk for having an unmarked company van

I'm getting a sticker made up that says "the closer you get, the slower i go" and it'll be used to full effect! I usually either brake gently so lights come on and not slow down or just come off accelerator and slow right down until they increase gap... They also get rear-fogged too!

I've seen a couple of decent bumper stickers along similar lines, "If you are not a hemorrhoid then get off my ass!" or "If you're not gay then get out of my ass".

Must admit I hate tailgaters as well, but I have a tried and tested method of shaking them off, if there is a car in front then slow down a little (creating a larger stopping distance, the highway code says this is the correct thing to do) and keep backing off until they get the message, usually works quite well. If there isn't anybody in front then I slow off a bit before dropping a gear and booting it. Somewhat childish but somewhat satisfying. Oh, I forgot to mention, I drive a 1.9TD 306 so when you bury your foot in the carpet you empty all the carbon deposits out of the exhaust, all over the tailgater. As I say, childish but satisfying!

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