• Look at that. "Accident Blackspot"? These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness.

• I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

• Flowers are simply tarts; prostitutes for the bees.

• I mean to have you, boy, even if it must be burglary.

Withnail!

i feel the need the need for speed

top gun

do you know what nemesis means

a righteous infliction of retripbution manifested by an appropriate agent

personified in this case by an orrible nice person

me

in the quiet words of the virgin mary

come again

Edited 26 February, 201115 yr by m4ttyf

On the theme of Top Gun

"This is what I call a target-rich environment"

Oh and:

"I'm bringing him in closer Merlin"

"YOU'RE GONNA DO WHAT?!?!"

Edited 26 February, 201115 yr by cheys03

Da Nang Hooker: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?

Private Joker: Not just this minute.

Da Nang Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?

Private Joker: Yeah, we might party. How much?

Da Nang Hooker: Fifteen dollar.

Private Joker: Fifteen dollars for both of us?

Da Nang Hooker: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.

Private Joker: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.

Da Nang Hooker: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.

Private Joker: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.

Da Nang Hooker: Okay. Ten dollar each.

Private Joker: What do we get for ten dollars?

Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing you want.

Private Joker: Everything?

Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing.

Private Joker: [to Rafterman] Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money?

well no shit what have we got here a fucking comedian private joker i admire your honesty

hell i like you

you can come over to my house and fuck my sister

did you just put your ball sack on my drum set

Step brothers.

"listen you fat barrel of monkey spunk,you will shut the fuck up or il sing you a lullaby"

SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION

"problem is my drugs are missing,and your talking about elephants"

DEAD MANS SHOES

milk was a bad choice.....

sex panther its made from 60% real panther so you know its good

Edited 26 February, 201115 yr by TomMK2

has to be "FUCK THE POLICE" pineapple express

You just got killed by a daewoo lanos MOTHERFUCKEEEER!

They stole the parole officers Fiat Fukin Uno...

Double hot dog with a quarter of the finest morrocan sprinkled on top 25 magic mushrooms and you have to eat it in 3 mouthfulls

Dya not know the difrence between a twotone 525 and a fukin AC cobra , aye ones got a roof and the other one fukin hasnt!!!

Love the quotes from Twin Town

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

FMJ

Amazing film!

Also massive props to the guy quoting withnail, that is a brilliant film too!

milk was a bad choice.....

sex panther its made from 60% real panther so you know its good

smells like bigfoot's dick!!

haha

'fuck me santa, fuck me santa, fuck me santa' Bad Santa

'let me fix you some sandwiches' Bad Santa

'what happened next? - they caught up with them half a mile down the road and slit their throats' - Dumb and Dumber

'statistics say your more likely to have an accident on the way to the airport, than the plane to crash' - Dumb and Dumber

'its an amazing machine' - yeh you all know that one

ahh so many but can never think of them when your trying lol

60% of the time, it works everytime....

this is worse than the time the racoon got in the copier

Sanka you dead? Yeh man!!!

Sanka what you smokin?

"I'm not smokin, I'm freezin!!"

Cool Runnings!

I see a bad ass mother, who won't take no crap, off of no one!

you clever girl.

(then gets eaten by a voloseraptor)

"Look a rainbow"

"Do me on it!"

And damn you Neil you got there first

"I love it when a plan comes together"

"Never give up!!! Never back down!!!!!" - Never back down

" you can be my wingman anytime"

"bullshit - you can be mine"

Top gun

"I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!"

"i came back to remind you of,something"

inception

"way to deal with bullies is to bring that foot around,and catch him in his little piss pump"

hancock

"now that, is a beer... :-) " (product placement ftw)

truman show

"hey noodles,you coming?"

"yeah I'm coming"

once upon a time in america

got to ask yourself one question

do you feel lucky punk

well do you

when you go back out on that track i want you to hit the pace car

hit the pace car

yeah hit the pace car

what for

cause you hit every other god dam thing out there i want you to be perfect

days of thunder