gives himself a quicky everytime someone mentions his jetta

frequently tries turning his anus inside out so he can have a koala cock

has problems with wrinkle ball sack

has problems with my wrinkly ball sack, the selfish bastard. ITS NOT ALL ABOUT LOOKS.

Loves all things manc.

Has been quiet recently.

could feel her gun on his leg.-ace ventura

named his car the polo of death as he used to kill hookers in it.

watches me do it

watches Polio masterbate whilst thinking of Jewish grannies, yells "meshuganah" when he pops.

found a profitable niche industry, recording and selling the above acts.

Had a real-life crying game incident, but decided just to go with it and do the deed anyway...

nicknamed salty because of his homosexual ATM obsession

has a datsun cherry fetish

Has a cherryade fetish

has a fetish fetish

username is a shit anagram of "hell no" with a missing L

now owns a fox

is the fox i now own, making him my bitch

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Thinks he's better than polo owners because he has a golf.

thinks he's better than golf owners because he has a polo

Knows truth.

knows fuck all.

Is a bit tetchy today

dreams of the day when he can bum a otter.