is the otter Polio wants to bum

pissed on Kate McCann

plans on having a kid, losing it and then making money selling the story.

is a member of the Portuguese rozzers.

masterbates to goat porn.

Was involved in a porn movie which was just him and a horse...

goes to Tijuana so he can sit in the fake donkey.

^^ rick astley

Likes it in the butt.

likes giving it in the butt

owns a butt plug.

enjoys anally consuming dried gum from the underside of table tops, with the hope to discover new vitamins.

wishes his lust for gone off milk cured his uglyfacesyndrome.

has a shovel and plans to dig up Colin Mcrae and inseminate himself with his out of date man paste.

wishes he could suck his own d*ck

tried to suck his own dick earlier today

stretched his fanny flaps to look like a dick. he is actually a she.

is in fact not the moon from the mighty boosh.

wants to bukkake the moon

tried to bukake the moon, ended up looking like the moon

is da batty.

Is thee batty.

wants a batty butty.

attached a remote control helicopter to his foreskin and tried to fly to venus. Inevitably he failed and he just ended up with a sore foreskin and a helicopter tangled in his pubes. maybe get a bigger helicopter next time?

Is jealous of Polio's penis.