is jealous of polio's helicopter.

U jelly?

Is wrong to be jelly.

is jelly.

your shit stinks

You're Shit Stinks.

YOU ARE STIT SHINKS

You are never not wrong, except when you lie, then youre telling the truth.

crustacean

Sea snail.

crabs.

Genital crabs.

Yeah.

Bum badger.

Badger bum.

badger bumming badger.

anus is bleeding

Scrobble.

is a bit confused at what a sentance is.

is a bit crunchy

Statement implying above posters homosexuality.

using a laptop in his car from the 90's as his ice. said laptop has enough space for 2 mp3s at 1mb each

licks people when he meets them so he knows how they taste.

knows this is a good idea, we both dont like houmous

knows and practices making houmous, can regularly be found looking at chick peas whilst shaking, also likes to roast the cumin so the houmous he creates doesn't feel all powdery on the tongue.

would appear to be a brilliant chef

regularly can be found cooking 'leg of salmon'.

Crafts hands for fish in his spare time, so his fish fingers are genuine.