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uses knife and fork when eating out in a prostitute

likes to eat red pepper houmous from his bf's nipples.

likes to eat pepper houmous from his own nipples.

wishes his mother fed him red pepper houmous instead of milk as a baby

^^^ committed Houmouside

pm'd me asking for a step by step guide on how to make a cheese and chilli houmous.

wharrgarbl.

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dips his cock in chilli vodka for fun

Dips his cock in Justin Beiber for fun.

Justin beiber cocks fun in his dip.

smells almost exactly like justin beiber's left buttock.

Wishes he smelt this good.

tells himself it's a good thing

Has a dressing gown on his fireplace.

Can't afford a dressing gown because his shit stinks

BURN!

Rogered roger the dodger.

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STFU Dennis the Menace!

Had it doggy style with gnasher

is desperate dan and watched

enjoys making fucking shit loads of Cassarecia pollo picantes everyday.

masturbated with a cow pie

has the strength of desperate dan and pulled his own cock off whilst knocking one out.

which i sold to you as you lost it in a accident involving alphebeti spaggeti and a ball in cup

has an intellect so low that he actually finds family guy funny.