smash's pastys

eats up the mess

eats up cat mess

once shouted to camilla parker bowles "ERE LUV DON'T BE NASTY, SHOW ME YOUR PASTY!"

Understands which your/you're should be used and when.

But does he use brought instead of bought?

Secretly knows that leonh replaces bought and brought with octopus

Edited 4 June, 201115 yr by leonh

Doesnt end sentences how you'd brokenchickensperm.

Is a typical example of today's illiterate youth.

is a MANDEM

has only five gears in his 6n2.

has only one gear on his fixie bike

enjoys two penis' in his arse at once.

wishes his penis was big enough to fit in leons arse

arse is like throwing a tooth pick in the grand canyon

has an arse so tight he needs to use a toothpick for having a pokey bum wank & has to take laxitives to have a shit.

uses halfords big bore exhuast tips to give himself a pokey bum wank

pokey bum wanks rich every night

considers the act of flying inappropriate in today's society.

often enjoys a pokey bum wank on Ryanair flights, and once stated "I paid for using this toilet in flight so I will do what I want!"

Mistook his girlfriend as Susan Boyle at local nightclub

above's gf is actually Subo.

Apparently she munches cock like cake.

Enjoys eating cockolate cake

Has no genetailia just a smooth patch inbewtween his legs

has been watching dogma

Smells

And i dont get yours? :p