cant speculate very well

is on santas naughty list

likes to creep around little kids rooms at night....

wishes santa would pay enough attention.

***for bish***

Edited 12 June, 201115 yr by captin_urbis

is santa

dresses up like santa and has an asphyxiwank.

often likes hookers strangling him

Likes hookers to insert objects.

likes gigolo's to insert penis'

has a penile implant which warms his hands every night. . . .

wishes he had said device.

smells.

has no sense of smell.

doesnt know his arse from his elbow

eats tractors.

has a brother called New Micky

wishes his car had a carphone.

wishes he had a proper car.

Once fisted a tortoise.

And called her back the next day for mo' sweet turtle luvin'

gets a boner whilst watching 90's ninja turtle cartoons.

is the geezer that turns up when you say candyman in the mirror

is the geezer that jizzed on his face and took a picture

has sex with car exhausts....

Had sex with a 50cc exhaust because he couldn't fit it in a halfords special

can get it into a strimmer exhaust...