Puts suburu exhausts into his "exhaust"

Wishes his was bigger than mine....

Likes to thnk he has a bigger dick than he does

uses a series of mirrors and lenses to make himself feel better.

uses millatary grade optics to find his hidden member yet still belives it is lost forever

is a ball chin

Is Peter Grithins ball chin

likes to send mars bars around the hadron collider....

Getting a bit too cock orientated round here

^^^ has a gaping vagina

dips cats in ponds just to look at a wet pussy.

still bangs sheep.

knee deep in OAP clunge

dresses as a girl and seduces manly lesbians.

Is a closet lesbian.....

and dont knock the whole sleeping with a lesbian thing till you try it. hhahahahaha

was a closet lesbian until he slept with what he thought was a woman and realized he likes cock more.

likes it when the toilet paper rips and one slips in.

likes it when the toilet paper rips and two slip in.

once "fell" onto a parsnip, told A&E it happened when he "fell" off a chair trying to hang up new curtains in the kitchen......

*based on a true A&E incident involving a vicar....*

EDIT: http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=595224

god I've got a good memory.

Edited 13 June, 201115 yr by Cymro

was the said parsnip.

It was actually a potato and I remember that too.

is an urban myth.

wishes he was number 6.

washed his winky in his mums kitchen sinky

hahaha

just doesnt wash his winky at all.

Wishes he was the 9 to riches 6

thinks i talk street.

you what?