Is a bit "special"

You want to give rich a 69

knows I'm special because his mother told him. he got jealous.

he would enjoy it way too much, no no punishment lol

gave me a quick knee trembler at the Scarbrough stop on the last big fat tour.

Thinks the big fat tour is a pub crawl were you pick up a fat bird at each pub

can't do the big fat tour because mk2 polo's don't last that long.

is a big fat phoney!

Likes taking pictures of 80 year old men dressed as babies

Mk2 is going this weekend rich so :p

likes covering his nipples in curry and getting the neighbours dog to lick it off.

doing the bft ?

described himself in his last job app as reliable, dependable and trust worthy.

Likes dressing up as a labrador and licking his neighbours nipples

Yeah starts about 5 mins from my house :) not sure if I'll be driving or in my mates though need to get a new car sorted

discuised his doggy as a sheep so he can feel normal when he goes to wayles

"wayles"

Can't spell for shit

Is doing the BFT in a VR6 powered mk3.5 cabriolet on RS's.

Is doing the big fat tour on a 3 legged donkey

is whoring out seats to afford petrol without resenting it.

Is whoring out his donkeys arse for carrots

"wayles"

Can't spell for shit

shit....

watched a a gay porno all the way though to watch the spunkshot to see what gays like.

Starred in said film

doesnt know i have a twin....looks alot like me, but isnt related. his porn name is jacks Johnson

Belives incest is best

Does he know Mike Oxlong?

Wonders why he was born with twelve toes and concave nipples.

Firmly believes in keeping it in the family

Is Welsh so the above goes without saying.

has a gt conversion.

Is an active member on corsa c forum.