His name "slim" is ironic

cant decide which to buy, mars or snickers.

Thinks snickers is a planet

has a bag on his head, as he is a moose...

wasn't excepted on the mk4 forum.

Cried when the royal wedding finished

masturbated whilst crying and watching the royal wedding.

masturbated, cried, shat, pissed and pokey bummed during the royal wedding

is jealous because he has no anal passage, keeping it in the family sometimes has these affects.

Speculation is fruitless.

came to the wrong thread?

likes to mis direct people around forums

likes to disinfect people around forums

likes to cruise jailbait forums.

Runs jailbait forums

got caught trying to jailbait older women

The older woman was your mum

That makes no sense it's not illigal to shag old people, wrong, but not illigal :p

uses wire wool to wipe his arse.

likes to use sandpaper while wanking

eats week old burritos.

has a dildo named 6n2 which has 6 different speed settings

will never know how awesome it is cruising along in sixth gear.

Actually only has 5 gears, has just changed the gear stick top to one with 6 gears so he can show off by telling people he has 6 gears

drops his pants for cake.

gives duey the cakes