Killed a platypus with his bare naked ladies collection

sleeps with a life sized jim carey doll

replaced the ford and sierra badge on his car with lada and riva

actually is from shorham-near-a-drain not the sea

Often replaces the word 'willy' with 'mind'

believes that stalking old aged pensioners and stealing thier colostomy bags is indeed normal

thinks anal beads are a form of necklace

is colonel gadaffi's love child

is on first name terms with leaders of al queda

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Is hiding Osama in his lock-up

actually speaks the taliban language fluently his welsh is something to be ashamed of

Is a closet french man.

Derka Derka :lol:

played the lead character in brokeback mountain and queer as folk

was the supporting actor in brokeback mountain and was the receiver

ties knots in his chest hair to replicate female boobs

was in the real brokback mountain, one of the gay horses...

he was my victim look at his face

A computer once beat him at chess but it was no match for him at kick boxing.

added 50kg to his g40 to make it lighter

Can replicate perfectly the Eifel Tower using only 4 matchsticks.

gets a semi when a dreadnought sails past.

Has skin made of suede

discovered how to milk a cow but wont confess what he was doing at the time

is Justin Bieber's Best Mate

and?

invented the fire guard made of chocolate