drinks the holy seepage.

eats pie.

lives a lie.

sticks insulation tape on his exhaust to stop it blowing.

has a whining gearbox.

has a leaky rocker cover.

has a leaky arsehole

is a serial panty sniffer.

sniffs the seat when in the blokes toilet.

licks the blokes toilets...

....the urinal

Likes nothing better than sitting on the local park bench with a refreshing glass of Toilet duck !

likes nothing better than sitting on the local park bench with a bag of sweeties luring kiddies back to his van.

likes to insert the toilet duck nozzle into his arse then do a handstand near cock pond.

(That's an actual pond in Croydon).

likes to get in his dingy and ride on cock pond

tried to sail his dinghy in Hull but the police locked him up.

thinks rich tea biscuits were named after him

hahah some kids i know actually di nicked someones boat and paddeled around the humber police chasing them

I once nearly got arrested for playing pirates in a dinghy in Durham River. I was 18 at the time.

Speculation, has seven toes due to drinking humber water.

has 7 toes because his mums is sister

has a spirograph family tree.

doesn't need a tree he has a family stick as he belives in keeping it in the family

works at McDonalds.

Smells

Now thats got to be the most unbelivable speculation made on this thread! who in the right mind would work there!

can't even remember walshy.

still smells

walshy?

sad times.

wants a mk5.