walshc? and i think that has got to be the first actual specutlation that is true :)

Smells like poo

likes scat.

sounds like a gay!

wants a chequer roof on his mk3.

has a no fat chicks sticker which is ironic.

I already have a check roof and mirrors. Next on the list is 9j and stretched budgets! FTMFW FTW VDUBZZZ YOOO!

loves it when v-tecs kick in yo

Is hoping to get bummed on the bft.

Once declared his love for dancing otters.

once gave his love to a dancing otter. But the very next day he gave it away.

next christmas is giving his love to someone special (rich)

Is jealous.

made the first move.

Made the last move

loves sloppy seconds

bummed a badger

bummed a squirel and the squirrel couldn't tell

has a squirrel costume.

has a badger costume.

dresses up in said badger costume & chokes himself, loves a good asphixiwank.

it's a batman costume actually!

caught his exauhst cheating on him with cymro

enjoys bukkake with wax on his car.

thats the one ^ :')

put in some anal beads 2 years ago and hasn't seen them since

has an obsession with all things arse related.

has 4 fingers

listens to machine head whilst banging his boyfriend so he can give him some pain inducing ring splitting thrusts.