started the most successfull thread on here.

starts threads about 'rat look'

has only one pair of underwear.

sniffed the said pair.

is going to enlighten us as to why a single item is known as a pair.

canna cross it.

Something to do with the fact that items like pants, trousers etc. were made as if two items. You get me?

watched porn and got scared when the fit blonde walked in....was his sister

gets scared watching porn full stop

masturbates in the mirror to get his kicks!

Doesn't masterbate conventionally.

polios pic is his actual cum face

doesnt have a cum face as he is secretly steven segal

longs to be like Steven Segal, pretty safe for a white boy.

Smells

drinks water from the Humber.

Jizzed in the Tyne.

is a idiot

is imaginative.

goes out at night dressed in black wearing a ski mask and latex gloves.

Has a collection of small mammal skins to wear as clothing for when the appocalypse comes.

is a tosser

Is super original.

Is super original.

Is super original.

Is super original.