Loses his phones up his bum, then has people ring him to find it.

He once got busted by forgetting to put it on silent.

can't afford ''phones''

Uses cup and string.

worships jehovah.

Framed Roger rabbit.

would say no to slipping it in jessica rabbit.

Would smash Lois griffins pasty.

Would split Peter Griffin's ring.

Would do Meg. Without a bag on her head.

did Brian.

Shaved stewies coinpurse.

uses stewie as boxer stuffing

uses stewie as boxer stuffing

likes family guy dvds up his ass.

peeks under the cubicles in public toilets.

pioneered cottaging as we know it.

knows of a few dogging sites.

is a familiar face.

doesnt no how to flush the loo

dated ann widdecomb

was date raped by ann widdecomb.

dressed up as ann widdecomb for the date

Has posters of of Marget Thatcher on his bedroom wall.

planted the bomb in brighton in the 80's to kill margaret thatcher because if he couldn't have her no one could

enjoys nails for breakfast