has to wash his bell every 30 mins due to over excitment.

has a mysterious crust forming around his nipples.

bites the crust off of pork pies.

eats the jelly out of pork pies.

doesnt beleive jelly is actually bones

doesn't believe jelly is actually not just bones.

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is a bumbaclart yardie?

Is actually a white bwoy.

is actually a "porch monkey"

is 50% man 50% bear and 50% piiiiiiggg

has a jolly large paunch

Is a clarrrrrt.

Robs underwear from washing lines.

Doesnt know I know a guy who actually has that on his criminal record.

Is unaware men are judged by the company they keep

Touches rich when he sleeps.

Somehow knows my pet name for his mum is rich.

Uses peanut butter to entice spaniels.

sniffs otters pockets.

Secretly admires saxo's...

was reported to otter a badgers water voal.

is a batty smash.

had his pasty smashed by rich

Wishes he had.

wishes he didnt