wishes upon a star....for rich.

wishes he was Jim Carey

Wishes he was a mk2 polo with ATS's on

wishes he was a checkered 6n roof

is a tent thief.

doesnt have a tent to steel

was arrested for steeling some steal.

got cought stealing steal from a steal stealer that works at a steal factory made out of steal

Steal steal

Loves Steal. hates Iron

has nothing on his car that is metalic.....

Loves urbis. and gasworks probably.

knows i was recently walking through urbis and doesnt know the only gasworks i know of is in the film 'waynes world'

Needs a haircut and a bloody wash then!

loves that film just as much as me!

loves me just as much as ''that'' film.

is in massive denial

has six fingers, due to the lancashire water system.

Has T-rex arms

Started the tottenham riots.

offered me ££££ to do so.

uses leaves instead of loo roll in autumn, to save money. and he likes the feel.

uses 1p coins because he thinks basic 36p tp is too expensive.

uses his specifically grown fingernail, to not waste a precious 1p coin

Uses his specifically grown 1p coin to not waste a precious fingernail.

doesnt even have a 1p coin or a fingernail, and prays for phantom poo's