once designed a waterproof teabag.

tetley LOLED in his face.

he launched legal proceedings.

took a fat bird to weightwatchers with a bag of maltesers, threw em on the floor to play hungry hippo's, he got kicked out

uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure

Once tired to cross the forth rail bridge on a tyre less unicycle

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thought this was a great idea so tried it himself

is the dude from the remake or inglorious bastards that shot hitlers face off

shot his own face off holding a gun the wrong way round

had two shots of whiskey and hit the deck

Asphyxiated himself with a bike wheel inner tube

thought a bike pump had prospects for a second use but realised blokes had been doing this since the dawn of time

Used to be called Dawn before the bodged sex change on the NHS

eats three Shreaded Wheat.

is actually a young girl

hides behind the sofa when Dr Who is on the telly.

Hides car airbags under sofa cushions and sets them off when friends come round.

is a massive celine dion fan

was george michaels cell mate

Is george michael himself

uses a scouring pad to clean the barnacles away from his nether regions

believes he is the Messiah, when in fact he is a very naughty boy...

Is a big fan of the male/male poenography. His biggest desire is to give amd receive at the same time.

still wears nappies

Just has to look at a crowd of women and they becom pregnant..

Fact!

wishes he was fertile.

Likes to chase sheep and rape for a hobby on the 3rd sunday of every month