simply can't thrive.

has a "bang tidy!" tattoo on his schlong.

Looks at my schlong.

exhibits his schlong.

tasted the schlong.

actually took a mini nibble on said schlong.

scraped the cheese from behind the hood of said scholng, with his teeth.

smeared the cheese on crackers and ate it.

smoked the leftover cheese in a crack pipe.

uses the space inbetween his cheeks as a crack pipe.

has something better to do.

posts disgusting things.

Porks disgusting things.

doesnt pork anything, celibate bastard!

believes safe sex is in the palm of his hand.

uses 4 rubber gloves when playing with himself, so he doesnt get hand warts

has anal warts.

gave me dodgy anal warts

smells.

likes bumming Pepe.

once bummed curly watts

doesn't capitalise.

starts pathetic threads

is a Prox fan and totally didn't get the point.

Is a Prox fan.