Will offer an even better reach-around as a consolation

was conceived by form of reach around.

cant give a reach around on a count he has no arms

performed oral sex on a cucumber.

Wishes he was the cucumber.

was once heard saying "you be the two girls, I'll be the cup."

was jealous that matt had dibs on being the cup

loves his mum his dad and his dildo

went on X-factor to sing "Nympho" by Borgore, they asked if he could sing another song, to which he sung

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Is due his bed time story in 18 minutes

is soo fat he needs multi point injection just to pull off.

was the creator of a cuban version of chucklevision.

checkered his roof after liking the ice so much.

Once got jiggy with a chocolate coated finger thing

doesn't like powertech wheels

is trapped in the north/south divide

enjoys a good club polo homosexual relationship.

once thought of creating a club called "the I love Rich club" to Troll on all the Rich Haters.

wished he could have the 1000th post in speculation thread

Loves to stuff savloi's

can't spell savaloy.

A saveloy is a type of highly seasoned pork sausage, usually bright red in colour, which is served in English fish and chip shops,[1] sometimes fried in batter. The word is assumed to originate from the Swiss-French cervelas or servelat, ultimately from Latin cerebrus; originally a pork brain sausage particularly associated with Switzerland.

can't quite fathom the fact a saveloy is a big red sausage.

is struggling to gain acceptance from his family for loving a southern man.

If only you weren't 270 miles away

wants to make an F.A.O Mclovin thread to get him in on the Manlovin.

wishes he wants the MANlovin