discussed a method of rating bordom on a scale of number of times you beat one out.

Tries hard not to double post..

hunts down a kills double posters

Loves the smell of napalm in the morning...

drinks tiger blood.

Dropped his moblie phone and it landed upright next to his car...

Is a witch.

is the Stig.

Misses important words out ... Not, was the missing word.

is the moon

hates the moon

Ònce tried to piss at the moon while lying down.

looks like brokeback hammond...

owns a collection of naked barbie dolls

loves the jobs you hate.

Work at his local Morrison's for fun

Is regularly heard saying Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is

Everything I do, I do it big

Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'

When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'

Reppin' my town when you see me

You know everything

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Black and yellow, black and yellow

I put it down from the whip

To my diamonds I'm in

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Black stripe, yellow paint

Them niggas scared of it, but them ho's ain't

Soon as I hit the club look at them ho's face

Hit the pedal once, make the floor shake

Suede insides, my engine roarin'

It's the big boy, you know what I paid for it

And I got the petal to the metal

Got you niggas checkin' game, I'm ballin out on every level

Hear them haters talk

But there's nothing you can tell 'em

Just made a million

Got another million on my schedule

No love for a nigga breakin' hearts

No keys, push to start

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is

Everything I do, I do it big

Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'

When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'

Reppin' my town when you see me

You know everything

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Black and yellow, black and yellow

I put it down from the whip

To my diamonds I'm in

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Got a call from my jeweler, this just in

Bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' with their best friends

Not a lesbian, but she a freak though

This ain't for one night, I'm shinin' all week, ho

I'm sippin' Cliquot and rockin' yellow diamonds

So many rocks up in my watch I can't tell what the time is

Got a pocketful of big faces

Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with tailored

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is

Everything I do, I do it big

Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'

When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'

Reppin' my town when you see me

You know everything

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Black and yellow, black and yellow

I put it down from the whip

To my diamonds I'm in

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Stay high like how I'm supposed to do

That crown underneath them clouds can't get close to you

And my car look unapproachable

Super clean but it's super mean

She wanna fuck with them cats, smoke weed, count stacks

Get fly, take trips and that's that, real rap

I let her get high, she want and she feel that

Convertible drop fill, '87 and the top peel back

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is

Yeah, yeah, uh huh, you know what it is

You already know what it is, man

And if you don't, you should by now

Reppin' my town when you see me

You know everything

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Black and yellow, black and yellow

I put it down from the whip

To my diamonds I'm in

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is

Everything I do, I do it big

Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'

When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'

Reppin' my town when you see me

You know everything

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Black and yellow, black and yellow

I put it down from the whip

To my diamonds I'm in

Black and yellow, black and yellow

Black and yellow, black and yellow

has had just enough education to perform.

Is always to be found in the front row of a Take That concert

kisses men in the back row of a take that concert

Likes to lick lollypops sujestivly

Prefers to be called Mr. Locke by his peers, as to gain imaginary social status.

bangs grannies around the back of the local sally bash on tuesday afternoons.

Doesn't know what trousers are, especially when in waitrose.

Has never stepped foot in a Waitrose as he was refused entry based on his shabby appearance and complete lack of social skills.