is susceptible to some manlovin.

is venting his sexual frustration over the internet.

secretly knows POLOMON started it.

secretly knows he is just as bad for not nipping it in the bud.

finds psuedo-homosexual banter hilarious.

prefers to pass it off as banter.

was very upset when I dismissed it as banter.

Picks up priests to play table tennis with.

Loves going camping with his priest

No I want at poloshow just coinsidence

Oi oi savloy brap brap chicken wrap

doesnt know how to flush a toilet.

doesn't know how to flush a cooling system.

poped his cherry with his dinner lady

was said dinner "lady"

loved it

rubber gloved it

Fingered his sisters bum hole and found his dads wedding ring

Put it round his finger til it went blue and told ET to fuck off home.

His dog walks around with a dyper just in case that you'll be desperate enough to try to fuck him in the ass.

was once reported to be heard saying "Haters gonna hate, Haters gonna hate, I'll be fucking models whilst they sit an masturbate"

drinks mae cat urine

northern.

has a shandy dependancy.

has a scene dependency.

had 14 ice pops today, all fravoured with ice

has gravy on his ice pops.