should try it

doesn't speculate enough.

Misses his Ranger.

can read minds.

thinks his mouth is wide enough.................

Is upset that his mouth isn't wide enough.

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Like me can't understand why we are talking about wide mouths.

Has a wide mouth.

knows the 6n2 is a lovely car, but its not as fun as a mk2

Lies to himself about the 6n2 being a lovely car to force out the lust for a Mk2.

Edited 1 October, 201114 yr by MattLoaf

hasn't experienced the awesomeness of a mk2 in the snow yet.

Is correct.

Edited 1 October, 201114 yr by MattLoaf

Is a gay mechaphile who called his polo 'Ranger Smith', before buggering the fuck out of its roof rails.

Is just jealous of said roof rails.

is unable to climax without grasping afforementioned roof rails.

is unable to have fun without taking drugs.

is unable to take drugs without having fun.

gurns after drinking coffee.

regurgitates to save money on food.

drives a diesel to save the world, fag.

is clearly unaware i refuse to recycle. Why pay for the same shit twice? fair enough if it was getting cheaper, but it isnt.

doesn't understand why people recycle.

gets a twang in his one stringed banjo of love whenever he sees a mk2 bready.

has never seen s bready look as good as a coupe or loon

Has never seen a coupe or loon look as good as a bready.