is seemingly disregarding the fact that loons pwn hard, harder than your average polo.

Is hung like a horse....

...Fly.

kidnaps fat birds cause coilies are played out.

knows mattloaf bought all the coillies so he cant purchase them

jumped on the bandwagon a bit late........

doesnt know i dont want coilies or bags, i want steel rods, they are more forgiving than coilies

hasn't heard of KW coilovers.

needs to go to the bank, withdraw me some 400 british pounds and post it to my house.

Needs £400 to pay off his ho debt

needs £400 to pay off his midget hooker debt

doesnt know what to do with a hooker, his hooker date would be:

- dinner

- dancing

- 5 star hotel

- saucy movie

- bottle of the most expensive champagne

- wait 3 dates before he tries to kiss her

was hired by someone to see what I do with hookers.

Smells.

is on his final warning!

eats toe jam from recently deceased

loves a good felch

Edit: i'm sorry :(

Edited 7 October, 201114 yr by bish vw

loves marmite mining down the brown tunnels

don't worry its just banter...... + what if i do

Edit: i need to bump my post count up so keep the banter going

Edited 7 October, 201114 yr by matt01

doesn't know that the post count doesn't increase when you post in the members only section.

makes me sad and feel like a noob

knows that secretly we were all n00bs once and only through persistent and irrelevant (mostly offensive) posts can we become as cool as some of the G's on this forum.

is a G

Sucks farts through a straw.

Really knows how to show a girl a good evening.

Once showed a goat a good evening

Goes munging on a regular.