is a regular to mugging

loves a good felch

Edit: i'm sorry :(

haha as if as i have any authority? lol :p

Doesn't understand how this thread works.

has no hands

has a bonnet bra to stop stone chips.

doesn't understand the state of the bonet under the bonnet bra

doesn't understand the state of the car under the shell.

doesn't understand that a mechanics car is always mint underneath

doesn't understand this thread.

drives to his next door neighbours house to steel table spoons

once knifed a goat in the rectum.

is a regular to mugging

loves a good felch

Edit: i'm sorry :(

haha as if as i have any authority? lol :p

Smells.

is gonna get a mega slap when i meet him

is crazy and needs a straight jacket

likes to know the ins and outs of a foot.

uses a shoe to do it

Doesn't understand this thread.

should not start otherwise he will end up on the naughty list like bish

smells.

indulges in slap and tickle with bish.

has squaids (squirrel aids)

lives in northampton, therefore must work in the head office of the company for which I work. this makes him a tosser!

secretly doesn't have a job, and just thinks that everyone from northampton is a tosser

has never been to northampton.

Is wrong i went there for polo show

Wishes he was as bad ass as me.